The Never Ending Story

....Facthunter" (whose mind had been on another thread)"I always throw a lambskin over the old Indian before I mount her" he said "..gives me better grip with the knees, and I always use plastigage to prevent excessive clamping too"

 

Een was shocked, and said "................."

"You don't clamp a ewe like that - it's just not cricket! Here, watch this, Loxy taught me how to......

 

 

"......avoid lock-up(aviation term), by using a prop spinner (aviation term), winglet (aviation term), a piece of control cable(aviation term) and the fuel sampling waste(aviation term)"

 

"What would Ahlot do with those things" asked the flat Rat, scratching his 12 point nuts (which clamped 200% tighter than six pointers)

 

"He's an out and out pervert" said Turbo, but also we have to keep some aviation terms coming up because Plain Drivel counts the averages now, and you know what happens when......"

 

 

...when you dribble excessively.

 

"I have been known to dribble a bit in my younger days" said the the oldflat Rat

 

"A BIT" exclaimed Ahlostmerox, "Why, I remember when we were at the BoB one night and you...............

 

edited spelling due to fear of the spelling police ie FT

 

 

...when you dribble excessively."I have been known to dribble a bit in my younger days" said the the oldflat Rat

 

"A BIT" exclaimed Ahlostmerox, "Why, I remember when we were at the BoB one night and you............

.... cracked on to Elle McPherson."

 

Then AhloxBotox added the critical bit "Or rather, when Elle cracked on to you after she saw the StudRat from across the room."

 

"Hey big boy" Elle said "I hear you are a Fly-Boy and know AhChoo"

 

"No Elle" said the forever HonestRat "I am Fly-Blown & I have a cold, plus I need to stay true to Nanna, and I can't go home with you again tonight." but then he looked down and said "Hey Elle ....... nice ...........

 

 

I need to stay true to Nanna, and I can't go home with you again tonight." but then he looked down and said "Hey Elle ....... nice ...........

...strut you've got there...do you use that telescopic damper as the upper steering pivot often...

 

 

...strut you've got there...do you use that telescopic damper as the upper steering pivot often...

....... But just at that moment, to save Elle the embarrasment of a response when Eeeen was also moving in on her, the StudRat jumped in between them and said "Don't you worry about that, Elle darling, you can use that td as an usp whenever you feel like it, and particularly after you do that special thing with the pbj like you did last evening, just after I convinced you to dump that loser billionaire boyfriend of yours and come up to Natfly camping with me in my .........

 

 

just after I convinced you to dump that loser billionaire boyfriend of yours and come up to Natfly camping with me in my .........

1966 combi van complete with the psychedelic paint scheme (well it did look like a normal paint scheme when there wasn't any smoke in the way)...but then Elle piped up and said enough about this joint [NatFly] Rat, you can talk dirty to me all you like with those 3 letter words but the "MacPherson Strut" has had more real men on top of it then cushions you have in your combi van, and the horizontal dampening of it...is...well...2nd only to the cushioning effect of the Dolly Parting V Clamp so stick that in your...

 

 

1966 combi van complete with the psychedelic paint scheme (well it did look like a normal paint scheme when there wasn't any smoke in the way)...but then Elle piped up and said enough about this joint [NatFly] Rat, you can talk dirty to me all you like with those 3 letter words but the "MacPherson Strut" has had more real men on top of it then cushions you have in your combi van, and the horizontal dampening of it...is...well...2nd only to the cushioning effect of the Dolly Parting V Clamp so stick that in your...

..... sporran."

 

And with that McJockLocks raised his ugly robber's dog head again after a couple of years missing from the NES.

 

"Look Elle (Och eye the noo)" he said "I have my new G-string made out of MacPherson tartan ..... and I loved you in McSirens, although Kate Fisher is a good sort too."

 

McLox in his tartan sporran G-string (you should see it from the back) .............

 

The revered but portly McJocks (his CofG calcs were way out for a while there) doing his best Mel Gibson impersonation at the annual Aero Club Knees-Up ...

 

"Tell me" asked Elle "If I can ever lift me eyes up to your face, and stop laughing, do you have a blue stripe down your mellon and a ............

 

 

...couple of skidmarks on your Mcsporran g-string"

 

At this remark, Oldflatrat hung his head in shame as he had been caught out, Ahlostmerox danced a jig on see his discomfort and Turbz just sat there with a ..........

 

 

......group of chicks from Cecil Plains.

 

"Do you.........................."

 

 

......group of chicks from Cecil Plains."Do you.........................."

....... want me" he asked while they rolled around on the ground laughing "I have a Corvette and I am hot (baby)" he added " .....................because it is a convertable and the sun is out (ohhhhh .......... the sun ............. and ohhhhhhhhhh ........ the humidity)".

 

"You're OK as a short time plaything, Tink" the Cecil Plains chicks said "But we have to get back to the Nursing Home before .................

 

 

....Old Tom catches up with us and.......................

 

 

....Old Tom catches up with us and.......................

....... we have to give him "the usual"-to-mouth, once he .....

 

 

....... we have to give him "the usual"-to-mouth, once he .....

....passes out after we show him our.......

 

 

....passes out after we show him our.......

....... new 12 point nut clamping technique, which is great for ..........

 

 

.......starting fairytales about the days in India when the Army cooked in tin tubs and sprayed phenyl over the...................

 

 

.......starting fairytales about the days in India when the Army cooked in tin tubs and sprayed phenyl over the...................

........... fennel, and Basil over the ..............

 

 

........... fennel, and Basil over the ..............

....razzle dazzle of Turbsie's mardi gras platform shoes, which looked like......

 

 

........a Maribu stork walking on mud, or...............

 

 

...... McSoxinhisJox at the Blue Oyster Bar, looking for a ........

 

 

....near naked nurse in neoprene knickers to nullify his needs with her/his (NTTIAWWT)......

 

 

....near naked nurse in neoprene knickers to nullify his needs with her/his (NTTIAWWT)......

...... (mag) nifficent nifty nockers and knotted ..............

 

 

.........pyjamas perambulating along the pathway to.............

 

 

.........pyjamas perambulating along the pathway to.............

...... lots of pulsating, pushing, pumping and pleasure, but eventually to .......... palpitating, however only after .................

 

 

....nifty Nev nearly knocked Nelly out doing....