The Never Ending Story

....nifty Nev nearly knocked Nelly out doing....

....the macarena with other forum celebrities such as Andysodandy, Rodentus Maximus, and.....

...Nobu, the nefarious nipponese knicking off from Cowla to nibble on .......

...Nobu, the nefarious nipponese knicking off from Cowla to nibble on .......

...... AhLow at the Blue Oyster.

"I ruv this gay bar of yours, so how are you going AhRox, and will you be going to Temola for Natfry?" he aksed.

McSox thought for a moment with his hand on his hip (NTTIAWWT) and replied ................

......Yeth Thetil, I'll be there thitting neckth to my Thpoertthar, counting riveth, and thimmying around the ......."

......Yeth Thetil, I'll be there thitting neckth to my Thpoertthar, counting riveth, and thimmying around the ......."

....... ThportThtar owners' barby & maypole at Natfly."

"I'm thorry that I need to athk, but do you have a lithp, or do I need to edit your thpelling?" athked AhThox (in his kindly, Moderattori, helpful, grandfatherly, GSX1100, Czecho, Lockwood monotone.)

"I don't have a lithp" he replied "I have a hair lip, and I think it is one of Nanna's, from when I ........

....... ThportThtar owners' barby & maypole at Natfly."

"I'm thorry that I need to athk, but do you have a lithp, or do I need to edit your thpelling?" athked AhThox (in his kindly, Moderattori, helpful, grandfatherly, GSX1100, Czecho, Lockwood monotone.)

 

"I don't have a lithp" he replied "I have a hair lip, and I think it is one of Nanna's, from when I ........

............. decended (went down) from ..............

My Aunt is pleased to advise that the SportStar BBQ and Maypole will be held between taxiways B & G at intersection 4 @ Temora this year, with Robin-of-Locksly as head chef and with Nanna, Nobu & Acki making guest appearances + signing autographs on Friday and Sunday.

........the upper bunk and landed right on her high gloss...............

........the upper bunk and landed right on her high gloss...............

...... car-bunk-................

...le whereupon she gave a mighty scream and a great heave... and he was hirsuit.

And this was why he lisped, he'd tried pliers, wire strainers, and even a string attached to a door knob, but he just couldn't get it......

...le whereupon she gave a mighty scream and a great heave... and he was hirsuit.And this was why he lisped, he'd tried pliers, wire strainers, and even a string attached to a door knob, but he just couldn't get it......

Then again, AhRoxOff seldom does "Get It" ........ or get "It".

And he is often seen at the Blue Oyster Bar wearing her-suit, which just encourages him (or her, NTTIAWWT) to .....

Then again, AhRoxOff seldom does "Get It" ........ or get "It".

And he is often seen at the Blue Oyster Bar wearing her-suit, which just encourages him (or her, NTTIAWWT) to .....

calculate the odds of a successful tryst with Mandy, the alter ego of Andy, who only comes out on......

calculate the odds of a successful tryst with Mandy, the alter ego of Andy, who only comes out on......

..... on a scooter fabricated from broken Jabiru thru-bolts, with wheels made from bananas and brakes fashioned from Cough's Harbour ..............

Ma tante said that she saw an article from 2009 in the Coffs Harbour Chronical where Andy "came out" earlier that year. "Just call be randy Mandy" he said, but the press always exaggerate.

....... "Hold up there" yelled Andy the Hat Depositor (and RAA helper) "I don't harbor a grudge, even when I am at the Blue Oyster with ModerattiLox (he is magnificent in his leather cap and chaps) and I am called "Mandy" or "Sandy" or "Candy" or "Bandy" or ...........................

some other unmentionable words by MMM (My Mate the Muppetmaster), but I just cant stomach the bitchiness when along comes slartivonfarty who, having fallen from favour as a magnificencia has somehow pulled one out of his hat and has ascended once more.....not that that is suprising...seems its the only ascending he's been doing of late as his rego works its way through the inumerable and certainly uncountable (at least accurately and repeatably) piles of files.....Ooh said Rat...Piles....I'll tell you about piles.....why when I once sat at the head table at a EEEEGM as a ringin I was subject to the.......

......worst case of piles you can even imagine. The dribble around the table was nothing compared to the dribble that came out of my ahlockshole when I finally made it to the loo after a quick suppository.

"You call that piles?" exclaimed the Rat, "well, you never heard my story about the time I stayed at Turbo's beach house and he treated me to one of his famous.......

......worst case of piles you can even imagine. The dribble around the table was nothing compared to the dribble that came out of my ahlockshole when I finally made it to the loo after a quick suppository.

"You call that piles?" exclaimed the Rat, "well, you never heard my story about the time I stayed at Turbo's beach house and he treated me to one of his famous.......

...... "Pile Drivers", and not just the drink either as Tink's beach house was on the headland at Sorrento (rich Tink?), like "Chez Mandy" which is 5 acres on the beachfront at Coffs, but needed protection from erosion so Tubby used a combination of sheet piles, friction piles and ............

...piles of hundred dollar bills which he normally used for heating in the quaint little fireplace.

This naturally attracted the bead ridden hordes, who asked him where it was all coming from. Turbo pointed down the beach and soon had a magificent wall dug by the scrotum scratching ferals of Coffs.

However, his attention was rivetted at the moment, on the mysterious statement of Captain regarding an apparent meeting, formal or informal at Natfly.

"Could this be the roar that moused?" he mused.

However the lovable Ratpoo stuck to his guns. "You blokes don't set my agenda" he said "And anyway, are youze blokes really members of RAA?" he asked.

"Yes Tink, leave my stud-Rat alone" called Nanna "And also, don't ...............

........fa.t before you sit down." (Nanna, toothless as ever these days was Rat's squeeze

"Agenda?" said Turbo, "We know what your agenda is you old rodent; you just want to be the major's batman and then............."

........fa.t before you sit down." (Nanna, toothless as ever these days was Rat's squeeze"Agenda?" said Turbo, "We know what your agenda is you old rodent; you just want to be the major's batman and then............."

...... either AhRoxoff or Sloppybuttcrack can be your Robin, with Tink dressed up and padded where needed as Batgirl (see Tink's jaunty photo below), and with ........................

........that he rustled his golden cape and sat quietly with the 9000 waiting to hear Captain's eternal speech from Natfly, hopefully accompanied by a feed of cakes and little fishes.

"W...............?"

........that he rustled his golden cape and sat quietly with the 9000 waiting to hear Captain's eternal speech from Natfly, hopefully accompanied by a feed of cakes and little fishes."W...............?"

"Wait" yelled Ratman "I have some other stuff to do first, plus I have some boots to polish, a cuppa to make and some webbing to blanco, but after that I would be happy to .............

..." press your golden cape, prepare your coffee (which I admit I didn't do when you stayed the night), hand wash your car, tell you I haven't had to rebuild the engine in the 230, and be an all- round mate because....."

..." press your golden cape, prepare your coffee (which I admit I didn't do when you stayed the night), hand wash your car, tell you I haven't had to rebuild the engine in the 230, and be an all- round mate because....."

...... I don't understand your comment in post # 7593 about us not setting your agenda. After all, how many genders do you want, and except for Tubby and Andy, aren't they ............

".....heterosexual?"