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Psychiatrist and Proctologist


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Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.


Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading:


"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".


The town council was livid and insisted they change it.



So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".


This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics"


No go. Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.


Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.


Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!


So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.


"Nuts and Butts" - no way.


"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.


"Loons and Moons" - forget it.


Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones -


Specializing in Odds and Ends". Everyone loved it.



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