IRISH MATESHIP

[Guest john]

Paddy limps into his favourite pub in Dublin with his right arm in a sling & the left arm holding a crutch, & the barman asked him what happened.

 

Paddy said that he had been involved in an altercation with his little mate Mick.

 

The bartender was surprised & said to Paddy, but Mick is a wee lad , & he must have had something in his hand to cause these injuries to you.

 

That he did said Paddy, he had a shovel.

 

The bartender replied , but Paddy didn't you also have something in you hand?

 

I sure did, I was around at Micks place when he came home & was caught red handed with his wifes big tits in my hands, but they were not much use in a fight.