Deskpilot Posted October 21, 2012 Share Posted October 21, 2012 To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby". I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions as there is no difference in the outcome. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 More like death wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Perhaps wasn't wise to read this one out loud, apparently it was only that my head was in line with the computer monitor, an she use it too, that saved me from wearing the chunky volume she was reading at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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