nomadpete Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .. so does she... WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked. 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it around your genitals, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wigg Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it around your genitals, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. Sorry guys the spiders sound good to me I am not into that much pain Cheers Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted January 23, 2013 Author Share Posted January 23, 2013 Sorry guys the spiders sound good to me I am not into that much pain Cheers Sue Too much information already ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 They weren't made to be understood. Just accept it. Seriously though. I reckon that GOD bloke is a bit mean. There is No Mrs GOD. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 They weren't made to be understood. Just accept it. Seriously though. I reckon that GOD bloke is a bit mean. There is No Mrs GOD. Nev How do you know that? Got a personal phone line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 No mention in any despatches so far. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I left my church when the female minister started praying to Mother God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 My Minister had a new set of dentures which caused him a lot of discomfort, so his sermon only lasted about 4 minutes, the following week it lasted 6 minutes. The next week it dragged on for 2 1/4hrs. After the service a parishoner asked him why? He replied "I'm very sorry if if it caused you any anguish, but this morning I picked up my wife's dentures by mistake:bash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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