planedriver Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER: Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted October 3, 2013 Share Posted October 3, 2013 Profound. Very profound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 I was wondering where he found it. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted October 4, 2013 Author Share Posted October 4, 2013 Was it No.8 or possibly No.2, that you were most interested in Nev? Kind Regards Planey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted October 4, 2013 Share Posted October 4, 2013 #8 Needs amending. Fact.... Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease. I'm not knowledgeable enough to comment on #2 but it sounds logical historically.Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted October 4, 2013 Author Share Posted October 4, 2013 Fortunately, I had a sheltered upbringing too, so can't comment on No2. Hopefully No.8 has a slow progression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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