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Eight thoughts to ponder!


planedriver

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EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

 

Number 8

 

Life is sexually transmitted.

 

Number 7

 

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

Number 6

 

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

 

Number 5

 

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

 

Number 4

 

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

 

Number 3

 

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

Number 2

 

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 

 

 

 

And The Number 1 Thought

 

 

 

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

 

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

 

 

 

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

 

 

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