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Wife: "What are you doing?"


Husband: "Nothing."


Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."


Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."


Wife: "Do you want dinner?"


Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"


Wife: "Yes and no."


Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"


Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."


Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"


Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"


Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."


Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."


Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."


Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."


Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."


Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."


A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"


"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!!"


Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."


Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.


The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."


A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"


He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."



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