Guest john Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 A businessman is getting on a plane when he learns from another passenger that the Pope will be on this same flight. The businessman being a devote Catholic thinks this is a divine miracle. Just before the aircraft doors are closed the Pope enters the plane with his entourage, & to the guys delight sits next to him , which prompts the guy to think that he has been eternally blessed by his Maker. After the plane became airborne, the guy looked over to the Pope & noticed that he was doing a crossword puzzle & the Pope was looking up to the ceiling of the plane as though he was gazing into heaven & tapping his pencil on the crossword puzzle. After a few minutes the Pope turned to the guy sitting next to him & says, "I don't usually talk to people on commercial flights, but I was wondering if you can help me?" The guy replied, "anything your Holiness". The Pope then asked the guy , "do you know a 4 letter word that ends in UNT that relates something to women?" The guy feels uncomfortable with this question but after some thought a miraculous thought entered his brain & finally says to the POPE "that the word you may be looking for is spelt AUNT." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Of course I immediately thought of "bunt" which is what a batting woman does in a softball game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 Of course you did. Actually I only found out the other day... if someone calls you a "Berk" (or Burke), take offence... it's actually rhyming slang, short for "Berkeley Hunt". Never knew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 I don't take offence often, as I can only be insulted by people I respect. My sense of humour is so specialised that it can only be understood by extremely intelligent people. Now don't all start laughing. I'm being serious. Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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