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Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?


A: Try a bookstore under fiction


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?


A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?


A: Tell him you're pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?


A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.


Q: Why should 45+ year old people use valet parking?


A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 45+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?


A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?


A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.


Q: Where do 45+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?


A: Their foreheads.


Q: What is the most common remark made by 45+ year olds when they enter antique stores?


A: "I remember these".



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