The 2014 Ford Exclusively for Women

[Guest john]

Renault have joined Ford to create the perfect small car for women, mixing the Renault CLIO & the Ford TAURUS, which they have jointly called the "CLITAURUS"

 

It comes in the only colour of Pink, & the average car thief won't be able to find it, let alone turn it on, even if someone tells him where it is & how to do it. Rumour has it though, it can be a real bitch to start in the morning. Some have even reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it , you can't even get it to turn over.

 

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, & horribly expensive to get rid of.

 

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal & a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, & the curb weight typically increases with age.

 

Manufactures are baffled as to how the size of the boot increases, but say that the paint may make it look bigger. This model is not expected to reach collector status.

 

Most owners find it best to lease one, & replace it when it becomes troublesome.