Phil Perry Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Wonder how long we'd get away with signwriting like this in the UK or Australia ? ? ? Found this on a Signmakers website in the US. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 It would make Parliament debate here such is our pathetic culture now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Wonder how long we'd get away with signwriting like this in the UK or Australia ? ? ?[ATTACH=full]32792[/ATTACH] Found this on a Signmakers website in the US. Perry, where do you dig this stuff up and when do you sleep? The boys at the sign shop had a slack day I'd guess as no Co name and/or phone nr so it's gotta be a set-up. The van wouldn't last twenty minutes on any curbside in any of the lower states before being torched. The perpetrator's ribald sense of humour is exceeded only by the size of their testicles I reckon. Cheeky though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 10, 2014 Author Share Posted November 10, 2014 Perry, where do you dig this stuff up and when do you sleep? The boys at the sign shop had a slack day I'd guess as no Co name and/or phone nr so it's gotta be a set-up. The van wouldn't last twenty minutes on any curbside in any of the lower states before being torched. The perpetrator's ribald sense of humour is exceeded only by the size of their testicles I reckon. Cheeky though. Having been in the vehicle graphics industry for a few years in the UK, I also figured that a contact number would be handy if it was kosher, but nontheless it IS amusing WHATEVER the reason for posting it I guess . . . .folks post me this sort of stuff due to my connection with the industry I supposee. . . . . and I tend to go sleepytime at around ten / eleven hours after you lot Downunder cobber. I DO hope you were not offended dear friend. . . ? Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 The days you get are a bit second hand by the time they get to you Phil.. Think of where they have been. USA gets them after you. What hope have they got? Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Having been in the vehicle graphics industry for a few years in the UK, I also figured that a contact number would be handy if it was kosher, but nontheless it IS amusing WHATEVER the reason for posting it I guess . . . .folks post me this sort of stuff due to my connection with the industry I supposee. . . . . and I tend to go sleepytime at around ten / eleven hours after you lot Downunder cobber. I DO hope you were not offended dear friend. . . ? Phil Always amused - never offended. Keep em coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Phil, bad news, photoshopped poorly 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 The boys at the sign shop had a slack day. I am thinking vinyl, probrably in the bin not long after after the photos were taken. No rego plates either, which is wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 11, 2014 Author Share Posted November 11, 2014 Phil, bad news, photoshoppedpoorly Ah well FT, can't expect all photoshoppers to be as good as you and me . . . . . still, it still produced a few giggles from the uninitiated in graphical wizardry over here in the land of second hand air,. . . that nice Mr Cameron has promised to get the Earth to rotate the other way if he is re-elected this year. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Ah well FT, can't expect all photoshoppers to be as good as you and me . . . . . still, it still produced a few giggles from the uninitiated in graphical wizardry over here in the land of second hand air,. . . that nice Mr Cameron has promised to get the Earth to rotate the other way if he is re-elected this year. . . . . You can't trust Prime Ministers Phil... our excuse for one promised to "shirt-front" Vladimir Putin when he met him, but the bravado seems to have disappeared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 You can't trust Prime Ministers Phil... our excuse for one promised to "shirt-front" Vladimir Putin when he met him, but the bravado seems to have disappeared! That's be a bit naughty Marty,. . . . that poor bloke Putin is only about 5ft tall isn't he ? ? ? ( oops, sorry 1.5 metres. / 150 Cm, / 1500 mil ) which is why he is nearly always carefully photographed either on horseback, or some other low focal angle which hides his lack of tallishness. . . . . It DOES actually seem that some of those of reduced physical stature / vertically challenged / below averarge vertical displacement AGL seem to harbour a penchant for pugnaciousness. . . . .? Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 Ah, he may be short, but apparently he has a black belt in origami or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 Ah, he may be short, but apparently he has a black belt in origami or something. Oh Yeah ??? well, I have a GENUINE black belt (2nd Dan ) in Shotokan Karate as well, . . . .but I still can't win a bloody argument with 'Er Indoors. . . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Oh Yeah ??? well, I have a GENUINE black belt (2nd Dan ) in Shotokan Karate as well, . . . .but I still can't win a bloody argument with 'Er Indoors. . . . . . . . Phil, you could be a combination of Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Superman, and you still wouldn't win an argument with She Who Must Be Obeyed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 Phil, you could be a combination of Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Superman, and you still wouldn't win an argument with She Who Must Be Obeyed!! Ah,. . . . I forgot to mention,. . . . . the missis is a "Sensei" ( for that read bloody instructor ) and I don't know what sodding dan she is but none of the guys will spar with her. . . . . she started it when she was about six years old. . . . . . .Karate. . .Aikido. . . Kendo,. . . . Wing Chun Kung Fu. . . . ( goddamn bully ) Typical family exchange. . ." There's no way I'm going to do that !". . .(6 seconds later ) "Yeah,. . .OK, why not. . . no problem. . . ." [Can't even leave the b***h cos she can run a lot faster. . . . .] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 I guess your most common phrase around the house is "Yes dear!" (And trust me... they don't need a black belt in Peking Duck to elicit that response.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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