Phil Perry Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex The wife's back on the warpath again. . . Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part. My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I really should have taken them off. I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it. After both suffering from depression for quite some time, the wife and I were goingto commit suicide together yesterday.But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a whole lot better. So I thought, sod it, I'll soldier on! I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" . . . . . . . as she likes to call it. I woke up this morning at Eight, and just felt that something was wrong. Igotdownstairs and found the wife facedown on the kitchen floor, not breathing! As you can imagine, I totally panicked. I didn't know what to do.. . . . . .Then I remembered McDonald's serves breakfast until 10:30 AM. . . . . 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted November 13, 2014 Share Posted November 13, 2014 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Jeez Phil, you had to "defrost the fridge" twice last night?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Jeez Phil, you had to "defrost the fridge" twice last night?? Once a King, always a king, but once a night's enough." Bloody near heatwave conditions for this time of year! http://www.bbc.com/weather/2653883 OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howard Hughes Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Jeez Phil, you had to "defrost the fridge" twice last night?? Must be a newlywed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 14, 2014 Author Share Posted November 14, 2014 Once a King, always a king, but once a night's enough."Bloody near heatwave conditions for this time of year! http://www.bbc.com/weather/2653883 OME Yep,. . . . . got a month of rain before it gets snowy for Christmas. . . Lovely ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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