In Praise of Billl CLinton

[Phil Perry]

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is good natured political humor from a show on Canadian TV, where a black comedian said he misses Bill Clinton.

 

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!"

 

He was the closest thing we ever got to having a real black man as President!

 

*He played the sax.

 

*He smoked weed.

 

*He had his way with ugly white women.

 

*Even now? Look at him ... His wife works, and he doesn't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

 

*Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America 's shelves this week with " Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' distinguished men. It consists primarily of a sausage in hot water.

 

*Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

 

*When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

 

*The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

 

*Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between the Bushes.

 

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[Yenn]

Surely it is George W Bush that Chrysler are honouring with a Dodge Drafter.

 

Clinton was well known by his Monika.

 

Maybe after the next presidential election he will become the first lady or its equivalent. That would be a turnup for the books.

 

 

[Gnarly Gnu]

^ another 'fake but accurate' BDS sucker.