Phil Perry Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 I'M ABOUT TO TAKE PART IN THE GREAT BRADFORD RUN IN THE U K. IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL RACE, I JUST STAND IN THE CITY CENTRE & SHOUT "ALLAH IS A WANKER" AND THEN OFF WE GO.... A GOVERNMENT SURVEY HAS SHOWN THAT 91% OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS COME TO BRITAIN SO THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR OWN DOCTOR . I'VE JUST FITTED STROBE LIGHTS IN THE BEDROOM. IT MAKES THE WIFE LOOK LIKE SHE'S MOVING DURING SEX. A MUSLIM HAS DIED WHILST TRAINING TO BE A SKYDIVER. THE " BRITISH NATIONAL PARTY SCHOOL OF DIVING" SAID THEY HAD NO IDEA WHY HIS SNORKEL AND FLIPPERS DID NOT OPEN. GOT A NEW JACK RUSSELL PUP TODAY, HE'S MAINLY BLACK AND BROWN WITH JUST A SMALL WHITE AREA. I'VE CALLED HIM LONDON . IF YOU GET AN EMAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU CAN CATCH SWINE FLU FROM TINS OF HAM THEN DELETE IT. IT'S PROBABLY SPAM. THEY SAY THAT SEX IS THE BEST FORM OF EXERCISE. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT I DON'T THINK 2 MINUTES AND 15 SECONDS EVERY 3 MONTHS IS GOING TO SHIFT THIS BEER BELLY. Notice to all members. . . . Phil Perry has consumed more Barossa valley product than is good for him, and as a result . . .will probably be banned for a while for forwarding unsuitable content. . . . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 ALL CAPS LOCK so its ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 12, 2015 Author Share Posted April 12, 2015 ALL CAPS LOCK so its ok HEY,. . . . .SORRY ME OLD TOOWOOMBA MATEY. . . .I JUST FORWARD WOT I GET SENT FROM ME MAD MATE BIG IVE BIRCH IN SYDNEY. . .. .IF HE'S GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN CAPS LOCK THEN I'M BUGGERED IF I'M GOING TO EDIT IT. . . . . . . . . fil. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 You will have to show me how to get numbers on caps lock ft. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Ahh! Phil Perry - our very own Staffordshire Bullsh|t Terrier! OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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facthunter Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 It is Aviation LAUGHTER. I make allowances SOMETIMES. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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