Golfing Etiquette

[Guest john]

A group of attractive women were playing a casual game of golf at the local golf club, when one of these women ,who happened to be a gorgeous blonde , accidentally fell over as she was teeing off.

 

The group of male golfers behind the ladies who were waiting their turn to move onto the tee the ladies were located, happened to witness the blonde falling over, & Tony Abbott was in this male golfing group.

 

He therefore hurriedly went over to where the blonde was laying on the grass & assisted the blonde back onto her feet.

 

The blonde thanked Tony & he said to her, "Do you know who I am, I'm Tony Abbott, & I hope you'll vote for me at the next Federal Election"

 

The blonde laughed to herself & quickly said: "I fell on my arxe, not my head"