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Cancer joke (I'm allowed, I've had cancer)


red750

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An older man goes to the doctor, and the doc tells him, "well, I've got bad news and worse news"..

 

The man says " jeez what's the bad news?"

 

Doc says "you have cancer".

 

The man says" oh no, what's the WORSE news?!"

 

The doc says " I'm sorry to say you have Alzheimers".

 

The man says " well, at least I don't have cancer".

 

 

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