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A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.


The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'


The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'


The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?'


The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres'.


The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?


The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'


The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'


The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.


The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'


The farmer said, 'Yes! I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere'


The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'


The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'


By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question.


The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'


The farmer said, 'No , she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce .'



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