A bikie went into a bar.

[planedriver]

A bikie went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat drinking his beer, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the bikie and asked, "Are you a real bikie?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real bikie."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left. The bikie was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real bikie?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."

 

 

[Deskpilot]

My God, that put us all in a different category, well almost all of us.:hittinghead:

 

 

[Yenn]

I read in the news that the islanders of Lesbos are trying to get female homosexuality re named and the use of Lesbian to be for island residents only. I wonder if the males from Lesbos are lesbians or Lesbians.

 

 

[Ultralights]

i always knew i am a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

 

 

[flie43]

Okay, Okay, I will join the queue

 

 

[Seal]

Umm... Which queue is that, the near queue or the far queue??

 

 

[Ben Longden]

*ROFL*

 

Ben