planedriver Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A bikie went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat drinking his beer, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the bikie and asked, "Are you a real bikie?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real bikie."She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left. The bikie was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real bikie?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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