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Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

 

 

 

Do you suffer from shyness?

 

 

 

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

 

 

 

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

 

pharmacist about White Wine.

 

 

 

White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

 

about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out of

 

your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do

 

just about anything.

 

 

 

You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately and with

 

a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent

 

you from living the life you want to live.

 

 

 

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will

 

discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with

 

White Wine. White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are

 

pregnant or nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who

 

wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

 

 

 

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,

 

erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of

 

money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,

 

headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night

 

rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

 

 

 

WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you are whispering

 

when you are not.

 

 

 

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WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to tell your friends over

 

and over again that you love them.

 

 

 

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WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may cause you to think you can sing.

 

 

 

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WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may lead you to believe that ex-lovers

 

are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

 

 

 

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WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may make you think you can logically

 

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

 

 

 

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WARNING:

 

 

 

The consumption of White Wine may create the illusion that you are

 

tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people

 

 

 

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NOW JUST IMAGINE WHAT YOU COULD ACHIEVE WITH RED WINE!!!

 

 

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