Guest ozzie Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 A man owned a small farm in Aberdeenshire. The Department of Wages claimed he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the rep. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board. The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 :thumb_up::thumb_up::confused:i_dunno:help: changed location to protect the poor man did you :confused::big_grin::big_grin:neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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