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  1. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,very large and very loose................... [By the way whilst Bull was perusing facebook and wondering why his posts where getting mucked around with he came across an old photo of Turdo and The rat at the blue oyster bar]
  2. ............many cases of diarrhea and increase the prawn yield. Suddenly out of the blue Turdy came flying............
  3. .got a dose of the sh#ts as well and old Bull being the excellent fisherman that he is , noticed that the prawns where jumping out of the water eating the brown trail.....Now this gave Bull an idea so laxatives where added to the menu and soon the prawn catches where out of control . Now on top of the ballistic [avref] white bait { Bulls treated cooked prawns at market] ......catches and the tourism venture with the drifters [another avref] his cooked ready to eat Banana prawns where................
  4. ...had been left in the sun for days....the smell was...............
  5. .............chief rissole maker as the Bone rissole and seafood supplier. Old Bull went so well that soon he had a fleet of cat longliners that supplied most of the Asian market in Australia ,and soon old Albo Sleazy [prime fucw#t of Australia] created a new business award and Bull was summoned to Canberra to.................................. [,now to another matter :[Quote: Cappy congratulates Bull, as his new fine vessel and his position of great responsibility obviously contains a keyboard with a caps/shift function that works. Now THAT is ImPrEsSiVe. {Captain needs to get with the times as Bll has had a caps lock for over 10 years now.....Now in his new elevated position of chief rissole maker and seafood supplier .] Bulls new apprentice rissole maker hired under the government grant to employ immigrants .....
  6. ................heading out to sea from Queensland ,so the Hobart report was false, now Bull was seen prepping up a long line to set using all the new bait supplied by turdine cat farms . A few days later his boat was seen coming into port at Bundaberg loaded to the gills with king prawns and squid,bloody good bait said Bull. Now this did not impress the....... [Ps just to clarify old Bull has come out of retirement to go skipper a trawler in Qld and any reports of sightings in Hobart is disinformation .This is Bulls fine vessel for the next two months .
  7. Sorry Casper i just discovered i'm too fat for the sapphire bugger, but my mate Wayne Langley might be interested i'll contact him.
  8. I live in Tasmania now but i,m fishing in Bundaberg in Hervey bay for a few weeks, and i,m skippering and can not get away but after the season i,ll hire/buy a trailer to get her home.
  9. Sorry casper i did not see the price , would i be able to payou on the 15th of march ? and would i be able to store for a little while[5 weeks as i,m currently fishing for prawns commercially and can not get away till the end of season] I would love to restore her and get her flying again ,and i have done that a few times now,,lol Loehle parasol/jackaroo.
  10. ....the truth came out about the "other" plants turdo had been growing in between his tomato's and Border force had descended upon his huge.............
  11. ....look at turdo,s huge...............
  12. ........this might have something to do with the construction of a migrant camp on Great keppel island,[old iwasaki had always had his eyes on it!] .that had been 3 times over.................
  13. ...Iwasaki would know what to do,as the money bag thumps got loader and more frequent. Old Iwasaki said.......................
  14. ..on some peanut farm out Kingaroy way,,,My how the mighty had fallen and the sound of the thump at the bottom was.....................
  15. ...."Manky places as part of his..............
  16. .the smell of two strokes,now this really upset.................
  17. ...Weeelll not quite "true"said Bull, [who had been busy studying the effects of the emissions caused by the monkey nut propulsion system ], Turdo,s name started way back in the NES when he first stole an f16 [The one in his avatar photo!,yes he still has it hidden away somewhere ] and brought it to Wagga Wagga [i was just gunna mount it on the roof officer really!] After an exhaustive multitude of tests it was soon found that amongst the emissions was a very unknown gas called Tokuji Toxic gas that was deadlier then mustard gas and that it was heavier then air, and as it settled it then hibernated then later emerged from the ground to emit a toxic cloud of gas that................... that was heavier then air and as it settled it hibernated then later emerged to emit a toxic cloud of gas that..............
  18. ,went to the local macca,s instead and this caused................
  19. ...................centerlink file and discovered that................
  20. ......it big time this time and started looking for a way out. Meanwhile Cappy started to .............
  21. .....and totally missed the tram and collided with CT on his posty bike as he went down the shop for a bottle of milk. Now that same milk was all over his............
  22. .YMC ASW ........was and can be taken for many combinations of thought "but the words where usually used on final after being cut off by a straight in lander and the anger used.........
  23. .began that strange cult like thing called..................
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