planedriver Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station...... The conversation went like this: ''Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?'' ''And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn." Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk,''Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'' There was dead silence on the line for a moment ............................................. Father O'Malley then replied:'Aye, 'tat is certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgwilson Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted April 23, 2011 Share Posted April 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now