kgwilson Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted May 30, 2011 Share Posted May 30, 2011 The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some other wanker using my stuff." She looked at me and said: "What makes you think I'd marry another wanker?" Top marks for that one KG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Got it? You idiot!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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