winsor68 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 A large plane crashed on a farm way out west in rural New South Wales . Panic stricken, the local police inspector mobili s ed all his constables and they eventually arrived at the farm. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned out fuselage left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. T he inspector and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "John " the inspector yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible plane crash happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you reali s e that was the Prime Minister's RAAF 737?" "Yep.." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They all got killed straight out," the farmer answered. "I buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "Gillard is dead?" the inspector asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "She kept saying she wasn't... But you know what a lying bitch she is .... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JIMMYTWO Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Truth in a joke,, original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 However!...Is there such a person as a politian who doesn`t or doesn`t have to lie,sometimes Frank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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