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Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,

 

"Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"

 

 

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ........

 

 

The end.

 

 

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I just thought of a fitting girls version of this but was too embarrassed to post it... Doesn't stop me thinking of it or a world where the seat is always down!!!

 

And I just discovered I can't put in a smiley using the iPad :-))

 

Kaz

 

 

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And you never will, Doug, lets face it. It took me years to come to the realisation. If I revisited it now, it would be some kind of voyeurism. Nev

 

 

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How can you be really happy if you don't know sad.......107_score_010.gif.2fa64cd6c3a0f3d769ce8a3c21d3ff90.gif

Come on Big Pete - youve got grand children... cancels out the sad & the eventually lonely bachelor ..

 

H

 

(PS I do like stories with happy endings though:)

 

 

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Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,"Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ........

 

The end.

Obviously Pud she was in reality the wicked witch and not a princess she thought he was, I married a princess and she said yes 29 years ago, Damn all those hrs and money i have missed out on.

 

Alf:bye:

 

 

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