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Affects of the disease:

 

1. Rush of emotions when a contrail or aircraft appears

 

2. Tears build up in eyes at sight or noise of aircraft

 

3. Think that every noise you hear is an aircraft or helicopter

 

4. Spend way too much time on the TAA

 

5. Take images of aircraft with expensive equipment

 

6. Must go to aviation events

 

7. Look at the sky constantly waiting for an aircraft

 

8. Each time a jet flys over you always have a guess at what it is (even if you don't have a clue)

 

9. Know the time certain jets fly over

 

10. Have 4 or more aviation books worth more than $20 each

 

11. Go outside in underwear in temperatures below 10 degrees C jet to see or take photos of an aircraft

 

12. Buy aeroplane jelly even though you hate it :lol:

 

13. Constantly asking anyone with a good acars decoder if anything is flying over your area

 

14. Constant listen to the Air band on scanners

 

15. Listening to the airband either keeps you up listening or rocks you to sleep

 

16. Buying expensive pieces of equipment just to look at a blip on a computer screen in real time

 

17. Oversized aerial on roof for scanner to listen to airports more than 300km away

 

18. Everyone you live with is sick of hearing about how much thrust a rolls royce trent 900 can give out

 

19. Chuck Yeager has probably even heard about you

 

20. Using peoples number plates as call signs, pretending you are in the traffic pattern while you're in a traffic jam

 

These are just a few of my problems, seriously

 

*No.12 is just for fun, i do not buy aeroplane jelly 111_oops.gif.41a64bb245dc25cbc7efb50b743e8a29.gif :^o :lol: :roll: *

 

 

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Guest Glenn

Jack you certainly are sick

 

Quite a few I am guilty of. Was sitting here this arvo and I heard a familiar sound. It was Paul in his Yak 52 flying about. Ahhh the sound of round =P~

 

 

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Lol, yes i'm addicted

 

please add your own

 

also i get chills and feel like i'm going to burst out crying when i'm watching transformers (the part where they call in the A10s and what looked like a C130)

 

serious, i got soo emotional 111_oops.gif.41a64bb245dc25cbc7efb50b743e8a29.gif

 

 

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i was waiting for you to say something along those lines :lol:

 

so robbo...got any to add or did i cover them all for you :P :lol:

 

 

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:roll: Nope... I am not "sick" like you all :D

 

I have been involved in aviation for 12+ years so not much I havent seen. 111_oops.gif.41a64bb245dc25cbc7efb50b743e8a29.gif Although something did fly over the other night at like 3am and I did jump out of bed to see what it was 111_oops.gif.41a64bb245dc25cbc7efb50b743e8a29.gif Hit my head on the bed post to :twisted:

 

LOL Jack you should search this forum and see what happened with me and the F111 :shock:

 

 

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lol, the disese is in you but your body is fighting it :evil: :lol:

 

everyone on this site is sick!

 

well, almost :roll:

 

 

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Denial of having the disease even though you work in the aviation industry is another LARGE affect :roll:

 

 

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:mrgreen: LOL

 

ggrrr i cannot find the post from when i "*****" (admin edit - to remove swearing :evil: ) my pants when a jet came out from my parents propertys gully :shock: You should hear that story.

 

 

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