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A man received the following text from his neighbour:


I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to


confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not


around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's


no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will


accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.


The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed


his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in:


Bloody autospell! So sorry Bob, I meant "wi-fi, not "wife" . . . . .



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