planedriver Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody autospell! So sorry Bob, I meant "wi-fi, not "wife" . . . . . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 that's why I don't use spll check wife would not under stand neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 1, 2014 Share Posted July 1, 2014 that's why I don't use spll check wife would not under stand neil Or grammar check apparently. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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