bexrbetter Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Bex should know - he's somewhere near the Yellow River... That's what happens when you have 1.3 Billion people .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Wife informs me she has also seen a gyno name Dr DeKock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 That's what happens when you have 1.3 Billion people .... ...and I bet there's a brown trout or two in there as well! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Plus a few blind mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Otters also?? I've heard that people release otters into the porcelain wilderness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 There was a guy in the RAAF years ago we called Nussy. His surname was Nuss and his first name Peter . P. Nuss. The story goes that his mum was Anne......surely she couldn't have been the cruel! Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 There was a Sidney Harbour in the RAAF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 That could be a party stopper. Skywriters beware of doing "happy birthday CLINT" in upper case. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 And I knew a girl named Pat Hiscock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 AND.... Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 We were incompatible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 And I knew a girl named Pat Hiscock. Her brother didn't marry a Thai girl named Suk, did he? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt. Mate of mine is an independent car inspector in Brissy, knows Mike very well! http://www.mikehuntscars.com.au/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Of course, everyone knew Mike Hunt. And Wayne Kerr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 And Wayne Kerr I kid you not, the now named Number 2 Hospital in my City was previously named the "Wang King Hospital" and I always planned to but apathetically never got a picture out front with a bandage around my privates!! I have been meaning to drop in and see if they have a picture of the old sign out front, hey, they may even have the sign itself! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 I kid you not, the now named Number 2 Hospital in my City was previously named the "Wang King Hospital"... Well a few days ago in the "Aviation News" section of this website, there was a story about some Chinese bloke who died while giving a sperm donation (apparently his 3rd or 4th or something in the same week). I was told it'd send me blind, I had no idea it could kill me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 ... Chinese bloke who died while giving a sperm donation (apparently his 3rd or 4th or something in the same week). Well from what I know of what is their average weekly 'nocturnal activities', 3 or 4 times in a week would come as a great shock to their system and lets just say that Chinese Ladies appreciate more active, not to mention experienced and somewhat better equipped, Western men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Chinese milking machine for men (Automatic Sperm Extractor) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c If you build it, he will come. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Chinese milking machine for men (Automatic Sperm Extractor)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c If you build it, he will come. How do you order one? Although I'm not so sure I want one after seeing that finger go all pixelated, I wouldn't like to get pixelated. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Chinese Ladies appreciate more active, not to mention experienced and somewhat better equipped, Western men. I forgot to add ... "2 Wongs don't make a White!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I get the idea, just can't figure out why they made it look a bit like Gillard.* * or the Wong guy as Bex says. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 I get the idea, just can't figure out why they made it look a bit like Gillard.** or the Wong guy as Bex says. GG, you're doing the milking machine a dis-service. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 21, 2014 Author Share Posted September 21, 2014 Well, it'd have far more chance of being used if it looked like Julia Gillard, than if it looked like Bronwyn Bishop. Brrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 Well, it'd have far more chance of being used if it looked like Julia Gillard, than if it looked like Bronwyn Bishop. Brrrrr. Gawd, I can't imagine how many cubic meters of blue pills would be required in either case. I believe the milking machine would still have to be the more erotic of the lot. Probably provide more warmth and comfort on a cold winter's night too. Now I'm outa here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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