Morals

[kgwilson]

Bob had been dating his girlfriend for two years so they decided to get married.

 

One thing bothered Bob & that was his girlfriends sister.

 

She was stunning & Bob often found himself thinking about her.

 

One day Bob & the sister were alone in the house.

 

"I know you watch me" said the sister.

 

I watch you too and I'm going upstairs. If you want one last fling before you get married - I'll be waiting.

 

Bob was stunned. He stood frozen for a moment & then bolted out the door & ran straight for his car.

 

To his shock - the entire family were standing outside - all clapping.

 

With tears in his eyes, his father-in-law hugged him.

 

"Bob, we are happy you passed our little test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

 

Welcome to the family my son.

 

And the moral of this story:-

 

Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

 

[Marty_d]

I've heard this one before but it was the girlfriend's hot mother.