Phil Perry Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 [MEDIA=vimeo]109322118[/MEDIA] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Dunno, just showing up seems to work for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 That's a big fake, Phil. IF a woman falls in love with a pilot they have something in common. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teckair Posted March 1, 2015 Share Posted March 1, 2015 Wear some sort of uniform, if you can get them in the plane try to appear confident and technical, do lots of pre-take off checks turn all switches on and off, talk on the radio a lot, remember to turn the fuel cock on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 You know ir's OK, when for the cabin ready call they say "Take it away, ACE.." Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teckair Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Just before take off say 'I got this let's kick it and rip it'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Ladies and... er.. Lady... we've now reached a comfortable cruising altitude of 5,280 feet...." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Everybody loves a uniform. Even makes weaklings look, sort of important. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teckair Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Epaulettes might do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teckair Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 That should impress them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Regardless of the number of epaulettes, I would prefer the pilot to have his eyes open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Regardless of the number of epaulettes, I would prefer the pilot to have his eyes open. This is a good video Paul was wearing those Epaulettes as a joke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I was meant to be a send up.. It's a great presentation. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 This is a good video Paul was wearing those Epaulettes as a joke. I know, I was just having a crack because the screen shot happened to get him mid-blink... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 I know, I was just having a crack because the screen shot happened to get him mid-blink... It was a classic video, it was posted on here a while ago. He was talking about massive circuits or something from memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 "Ladies and... er.. Lady... we've now reached a comfortable cruising altitude of 5,280 feet...." At that altitude, the naive ones may well want to join "the club" if only to brag to their friends, or, to simply boost the pilots ego! They'd already know he was a pilot, because as sure as hell, he would have already told them, even if it was only on a J170, Technam Golf, PA28 or Cessna 152.(sound familiar) Half your luck, who are we to condemn that? Just list her phone No. as "Flat Battery" and if your misses picks up your phone when she calls, you might just get away with it. Kind Regards, and useless tips from Planey. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camel Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 My missus favourite joke is, " how do you know if there is a Pilot in the room ? ". Don't worry, he will tell you ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 My missus favourite joke is, " how do you know if there is a Pilot in the room ? ". Don't worry, he will tell you ! That was true along time ago but my personal experience tells me not to say anything. Many years ago I got the classic " do you fly real aeroplanes or ultralights " then even now I get the good old, " do you fly aeroplanes or little ones " the latest comment comes from " ultralights" not getting called ultralights much anymore. Honestly I couldn't be bothered any more. It is easier to say nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 2, 2015 Share Posted March 2, 2015 Genuine ones are always better in the long run Captain Daz, if you find one:hug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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