Male vs Female logic

[kgwilson]

Woman:

 

Do you drink beer?

 

Man:

 

Yes

 

Woman:

 

How many beers a day?

 

Man:

 

Usually about 3

 

Woman:

 

How much do you pay per beer?

 

Man:

 

£3

 

Woman:

 

And how long have you been drinking?

 

Man:

 

About 30 years, I suppose

 

Woman:

 

So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day

 

which puts your spending each month at £270.

 

In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?

 

Man:

 

Correct

 

Woman:

 

If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for

 

inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending

 

at £97,200 correct?

 

Man:

 

Correct

 

Woman:

 

Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer,

 

that money could have been put in a step-up

 

interest savings account and after accounting for

 

compound interest for the past 30 years, you

 

could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man:

 

Do you drink beer?

 

Woman:

 

No

 

Man:

 

Where's your bloody Ferrari then?