flying dog Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ok, the question stands: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? ? ? . ? ? . . . . . . . . ? ? ? . ? Answer: ONE! they are very efficient and not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 How many rock stars does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He holds the bulb and the Earth rotates around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 How many dyslexics does it take to change a light blub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 You tell us Marty, we're simply in the dark till we know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ok, the question stands:How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nein? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 German Work, Health and Safety regulations state that a blitzenbulben may only be changed by a mitderbitzofpaperspitzensparkendumkoffen. OME 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Surely German light bulbs are so well-built they don't need changing. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 You tell us Marty, we're simply in the dark till we know! The answer's in the question, Planey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 The answer's in the question, Planey! Looks like I have more problems than I thought:scratching head: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 No, you are just seeing what you want to. Your mind is playing tricks. It's like 3,2,1... He's a smarty that Marty. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 HWat? It's just a Toyp? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 2, usually. Couldn't fit any more. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Marty . That's a filament of your own imagination. Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 And that is the short answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 IF you short it you only get one ZAP. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Watt a great thread! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi303 Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 How many turtles does it take to change a light bulb? One, for the elephants to stand on to reach the ceiling fixture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 RIP Sir Pratchett.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 8, 2015 Share Posted September 8, 2015 Guess you're A'tuin'ed to this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted September 9, 2015 Share Posted September 9, 2015 YES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 Watt a great thread! Is there any resistance to shut down this thread which is currently running out of powerful ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 15, 2015 Share Posted September 15, 2015 I'm LED to believe a lot more light could be shed on it... but no, I wouldn't be incandescent if it were closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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