Marriage

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Wifestyle Quotes

 

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

 

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

 

- David Bissonette

 

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him

 

keep her.

 

- Sacha Guitry

 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just

 

can't face each other, but still they stay together.

 

- Hemant Joshi

 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get

 

a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

 

- Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

 

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- Dumas

 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What

 

does a woman want?

 

- Sigmund Freud

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

 

Anonymous

 

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to

 

go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft

 

music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

 

- Henny Youngman

 

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

 

- Sam Kinison

 

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic

 

banking. It's called marriage."

 

- James Holt McGavran

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and

 

the second one didn't."

 

- Patrick Murray

 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

 

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

 

2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

 

- Nash (?)

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it

 

once...

 

Anonymous

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

 

- Henny Youngman

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

 

- Rodney Dangerfield

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

 

-Milton Berle

 

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

 

Anonymous

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next

 

day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You

 

can have mine."

 

Anonymous