The Never Ending Story

[Guest Decca]

Ho Ho Ho

 

Well done ahlo

 

Myself, Planey & Big Pete

 

Knocked up a limerick complete

 

To match your ability

 

If not to exceed your inanity

 

At using emoticons

 

For all situations

 

　

 

Darks should certainly worry

 

Specially if you’ve a dowry

 

That will keep her accustomed

 

To the life she’s assumed

 

The last 2 lines were difficult

 

But Decca couldn’t be more explicit

 

　

 

I have some good advice, for free

 

Think about this and you’ll see

 

the benefit of not burning your bridge

 

before learning what’s over the next ridge

 

Don’t give up your day-job just yet

 

In case you don’t make poet laureate

 

Deccadence, 12/02/2010:ban me please:

 

 

[ahlocks]

Well what ya know, Decs havin' a go,

 

and come back with a ripper. :thumb_up:

 

He's waiting around, for a quick rebound

 

from the rhyming mushroom tripper. :bmwrider:

 

But the voices are dead inside loch's head,

 

"They're spent from the previous post." :ne_nau:

 

"And if I try too hard, I'll end up tarred,

 

and feathered by the forum host.

 

"But I'll give it go, for you never know, i_dunno

 

I might get my second wind'....

 

"There's still some folk with fun to poke,

 

and the crowd in the chat room's thinned."

 

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Poor Darks was feeling left out, and hanging in suspense.

 

"If you don't get your act together loch, I'm gunna take offence! :Disappointed:

 

"I'll write up a subpoena, a writ with no defence. :bitehard:

 

I'll take you down before the crown! ..Hang your nutz up from the fence."

 

Loch was getting nervous, :uhoh2: his mind was getting slow.

 

"I can't come up with much right now :black_eye:, and I've still got Slart's to go!

 

"I'll leave it for the morning, Kap-i-tan might have try..

 

The Rat could well, raise merry hell! :see saw:

 

But it's late, good night, Bye bye...

 

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Re-edited 'cuz the 1st version of this one sucked....:yuk:thumb_down.

 

 

[Guest Decca]

Last night he had a great red

 

The words just fell out of his head

 

How could he be so poetic?

 

It wasn’t even pathetic!

 

　

 

Turbotyper will be amazed

 

His pride will be so grazed

 

But he will be proud of Deccadence

 

(Who excelled in ev’ry sense).

 

　

 

Captain Rat from Wagga by two

 

And that fellow Ahlock who

 

Together can’t stop competing

 

In the art of NES posting.

 

　

 

Darksarcasm, appropriately named

 

may preside the highest court in the land

 

Has a choice of aircraft, which carrot?

 

must decide; aluminium can or plastic parrot?

 

　

 

Then, for short, there’s Planey

 

Who resides somewhere in Sydney

 

Relates tall tales with humour

 

And wastes no time with rumour.

 

　

 

There are others of course

 

each worthy to endorse

 

In the contribution they make

 

And the lack of credit they take.

 

　

 

Even tho’ he’s used poetic licence

 

You’ll see that it’s easy and makes sense

 

If you contribute to the forums, and the NES

 

You don’t even have to finish the sentence……….

 

　

 

But there is only one to watch

 

‘cause none of the above can match

 

the superior intelligence

 

of the one they call Deccadence.

 

　

 

Deccadence 13/02/2010.

 

Should I change career path Ahlock? Maybe we could join forces. Just a flash in the pan I think!

 

 

[Tomo]

Slarti's off in his orange cheaater...

 

which couldn't have been neater (you'd been waiting for that ain't you slarti?) :thumb_up:

 

if only it had a seat for 'er :broken_heart:

 

it woulda been all the sweeter... :heart:

 

I'm she wouldn't mind you being beside 'er i_dunno

 

but the name Darky is a little, sour

 

for a sparkly young tupperware driver :clown:

 

being a lawyer student with a tiny bit of power. :confused:

 

Not to mention the place called Deakin

 

where she listens professors a' speakin :gerg:

 

Though in reality she has her mind in the skies... :rolleyes1:

 

not even caring about the flies... :ah_oh:

 

She awoke from her day dream...

 

noticing the white board all a' clean. :artist:

 

Oh! heck, I've missed the smoko bell

 

It was then she noticed a weird smell!

 

Avgas? mogas? no it was her hair!

 

Quick! I gotta get outa this old chair, :run:

 

But no move did she make :raise_eyebrow:

 

this must be some mistake i_dunno

 

She didn't budge when being 'a spoken to

 

but let out a grudge when being 'a poked, eu!

 

Darkies the name if'n you need 'a me

 

stop poking, I'm almost 'a flying into a tree! :no no:

 

Now that we're back in the real world

 

six verses all about darksarcasm :thumb_up:

 

who to tell you the truth is a little furled, :black_eye:

 

a little difficult to do without a bad spasm ;)

 

So please forgive, if you get a little offended

 

I did try my best to keep it un-bended

 

though things may be a little twisted.... :yin_yan:

 

it made it rhyme better, when non assisted

 

I better go now and end this never ending story :FeelGood:

 

before I use up all my glory

 

on some thing that is so, un-ordinary... :thumb_up:

 

I do hope you enjoy without causing a coronary...

 

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There you go, just used up thirty mins of a saturday morning.... t'was fun though!:thumb_up:

 

 

[hihosland]

Gather round all ye of rudder and stick

 

And to you I’ll tell of pilot man Rick

 

When Rick grew old and his toes quite cold

 

The tips of prop turned so blue

 

That it bent the middle like a one string fiddle

 

But he’d still tell a fine tale or two

 

So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,

 

And a tale to you I'll tell

 

Of pilot-man Rick his side kick Pete

 

with a Jabiru from Wallarroo

 

When pilot-man Rick ‘n his sidekick Pete

 

Go forth in search of fun

 

It’s Pilot man Rick who hauls the stick

 

And sidekick Pete ............

 

 

[Captain]

The locks has gone all poeticalWith slander quite heretical

 

………

 

WOW.

 

"How's that", said the Rat.

 

We have Gilbert and HiHovan in the above quote, then Decca-speare pipes up in post 3574 with something that will be studied in all future Year 13 English exams.

 

I is impressed, overwhelmed and humbled by the levels to which this has risen, and I give up, because ..............

 

"Bugger me" (not that there is anything wrong with that) said my Aunt. We have been gazumped by 2 other long poetetical posts while I was just writing about 6 lines. This is all getting out of hand (not that there is anything wrong with that ..... either). Yez all have POES.

 

And where, oh where, will TurboAl fit into this little lot ? .................

 

 

[BigPete]

"With the NES all filled up with prose, :heart:

 

It should smell as sweet as a rose, :thumb_up:

 

But it's too full of S:censored::censored:t, sarcasm and wit, :yuk:

 

It can only be cleaned with a hose."

 

That'll hold 'em for a while,

 

thought PoetPete with a smile,

 

for not only can I w(right) it,

 

The others can't fight it,

 

PoetPete, Poet Lauriete, the King.

 

(with apologies to Elvis)

 

Censure Motion.

 

If you guys keep using the emoticons at this rate,

 

there won't be any left for me.

 

regards

 

(ps - yes I know - I can't spell lauriet - get over it)

 

 

[slartibartfast]

(I had tears in my eyes Pete - cracked my wife up too)

 

 

[hihosland]

Gather round all ye of rudder and stick

 

and to you I’ll tell of pilot man Rick

 

When Rick grew old and his toes quite cold

 

the tips of prop turned so blue

 

that it bent the middle like a one string fiddle

 

But he’d still tell a fine tale or two

 

So pull up a chair and stand me a drink,

 

and a tale to you I'll tell

 

of when pilot-man Rick his side kick Pete

 

set off in a Jabiru from Wallarroo

 

to feast at a Darby barbie.

 

When pilot-man Rick ‘n his sidekick Pete

 

go forth in search of fun;

 

It’s Pilot man Rick who hauls the stick

 

while sidekick Pete with prose replete

 

makes serious ammo for furious Tommo

 

who with a dit and a dar on a chit from the bar

 

scribes a snarky line at innocent Darky

 

for she’s never been a cheeta bleater

 

like some we’d name from this hall of shame

 

nor even………. ............

 

 

[Tomo]

"With the NES all filled up with prose, :heart:It should smell as sweet as a rose, :thumb_up:

 

But it's too full of S:censored::censored:t, sarcasm and wit, :yuk:

 

It can only be cleaned with a hose."

Well I suppose with a hose Bigpete blows.... the nes's heart wrenching prose to a disclose

 

With only four lines, he's cause Slarti to cry and his wife also :ah_oh:

 

"I'd call that skill" turbo said seriously...

 

 

[Tomo]

for she’s never been a cheeta bleater

 

like some we’d name from this hall of shame

 

nor even a Slarti would be seat 'er

 

But because of pilot Rick 'n his side kick Pete

 

They gather round the nes's defeat

 

Even..........

 

 

[Captain]

"With the NES all filled up with prose, :heart:It should smell as sweet as a rose, :thumb_up:

 

But it's too full of S:censored::censored:t, sarcasm and wit, :yuk:

 

It can only be cleaned with a hose."

 

That'll hold 'em for a while,

 

thought PoetPete with a smile,

 

for not only can I w(right) it,

 

The others can't fight it,

 

PoetPete, Poet Lauriete, the King.

 

"So you are :heart::heart:LaryettePete:heart::heart:, are you?" asked Tomo, who is from the bush and knows a thing or two about roping and branding (or "rope'n 'n brand'n eh" as they say up in FNQ).

 

"Yes - I - am" emphasised WesternPoeticRopeTwirlerPete "And I have this hat and these 2 pearl handled six-shooters to prove it, so I am the Echuca Laryette Cowboy, I stand 6' 6" tall (can easily fit into a J160:thumb_up:), and I ...................

 

 

[planedriver]

They gather round the nes's defeatEven..........

Though I am the co-pilot, and I sit on the right,

 

Its up to me to be quick and bright,:big_grin:

 

I never talk back so I have no regrets,

 

But that gold-toothed Captain, he always forgets.

 

I make out the flight plan and study the weather,

 

Pull up the gear and stand by to feather,

 

I fly his old crate while the Captain's a snoreing

 

Even contact the tower and do all reporting

 

I note all the readings,and adjust the power,

 

Put on the carb-heaters while he's in the shower,

 

I call for my Captain and buy him cokes,

 

and I pretend to laugh loud at his corny jokes,

 

And once in a while when his landings are rusty,thumb_down

 

I always come thru with "oh sh:censored:t it's gots gusty!"

 

Said Decca behind me with all of his dials, I'll have to mention that arrival, in all of my files.

 

He said to the Captain "You gave me a fright, i've filled my pants and my knuckles turned white,

 

I'm telling you now, you can't do that no more, the landing gear struts come up through the floor.

 

I'm dazzled all day by that gold in his head,

 

His blatant alloofness, sometimes makes me see red

 

I'm no more than a stooge,

 

For the man we call "Scrooge",

 

I guess you would think that its past understanding,

 

But someday,we hope, he'll get better at landing.

 

There's many a quip about planes that goes far,

 

with even loose rivets, like his mates Sportstar.

 

Now claiming to be King, like Elvis, it's said,

 

He's practice's in the mirror, girating his leg.:rilla:

 

Turbo's gone AWOL, while Hihos gone poet,

 

but things will be normal, before we all know it.

 

It's good to see Pedro challenge for king,

 

as the laughs in the past, were a very good thing.

 

For others i've missed you've not got away,

 

there's a reliable rumor, you're be added some day.

 

My day will come, of that i've do doubt, a ribbing from some, probably more than just one.

 

To give is to get, in it's only fair to say, but be kind and post while I am away;)

 

 

[Tomo]

Tomo is ecstatic at the nes, and some others...

 

planey's gone and shown his true colours

 

"That's gonna be hard to beat"

 

said the laureate Bigpete,

 

Turbo is feeling a defeat...

 

Don't let that worry you said littlepete

 

He is only pulling your cleat

 

so feel free to jump in and 'ah, cheat!

 

Ahlocks was taken aback

 

How am I going to get 'em back?

 

specially with planey now excelling himself

 

I'll have to 'adopt and better oneself'

 

What an insult! sputtered Ahloh....

 

how dare you talk to me like that, a'oh!

 

Twasn't an insult sir...

 

I was just thinking of 'er

 

Mean while Rick 'n his side kick Pete,

 

were off doing a run of the street...

 

Only to run into...........

 

 

[ahlocks]

..But it's too full of S:censored::censored:t, sarcasm and wit, :yuk:It can only be cleaned with a hose."

“Bugger me dead!” Ahlow said, as picked himself up from the floor.

 

“If weren’t for sh:censored:t, satire and wit, the NES would be a bore.

 

“So try as we might, :ne_nau: to keep the mood light :clown:, with ironic humour cross fire,

 

I can’t see the fun, (might be for some i_dunno), about airspeed and what size front tyre? :yuk:

 

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Pawn takes king's bishop. Your move...

 

 

[Bryon]

“

Pawn takes king's bishop. Your move...

What gamesmanship by ahlow:stirring pot:

 

Only he would dare to introduce logic into prose

 

Can this mean that the NES will change direction?

 

Will the prosers protest?

 

Does a birds feather tickle your fancy? (wrong post)

 

 

[ahlocks]

The sky's gone grey :raise_eyebrow:, down this way,

 

and the dust's :uhoh2: all turned into mud.

 

There's not much to do i_dunno, 'cept to stir up some poo,

 

for amusement , I gave him a poke.

 

Now I wait to cheer:high 5:, for what may appear,

 

if he responds in the manner I hope. :lol 8:

 

but alas, if I'm wrong :ne_nau:, he'll make me the nong, :black_eye:

 

as he shoots me down in smoke:banned:....

 

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Hmmm, smiley wars. I'll be colourful!

 

 

[Guest Decca]

Oh Boy! You guys must be practising.

 

Is it St Valentine's Day tomorrow??????????

 

 

[Captain]

Will the prosers protest?

 

 

... or will the tossers propose? ......

 

... or will the posers detest? ........

 

... or will the testies .............

 

 

[hihosland]

... or will the tossers propose? ......

 

 

... or will the posers detest? ........

 

... or will the testies .............

 

get detesticulated because they haven't .............?

 

 

[BigPete]

...planned properly for the HUGE fryin at Temora. :thumb_up: "How will we know each other" wondered PartyPete as he made trip preparations with his Co Pilot (who's identity will remain a secret until they arrive (forum member)). When will Ian have his buns hot and sticky

 

Do we bring our own jam Will we have to endure a hair removal demo by the lovely Corrine (has Ian's hair grown back yet or will BushySlarti have to step in) I hear Tomo's torso is a smooth as a babies bum, sorry I mean butt, so he's out (although we could use him for the AFTER photos).

 

So Captain :heart: Rat, what time (each day) at Ians tent for the get together

 

regards

 

 

[Captain]

...planned properly for the HUGE fryin at Temora. :thumb_up: "How will we know each other" wondered PartyPete as he made trip preparations with his Co Pilot (who's identity will remain a secret until they arrive (forum member)). When will Ian have his buns hot and sticky

Do we bring our own jam Will we have to endure a hair removal demo by the lovely Corrine (has Ian's hair grown back yet or will BushySlarti have to step in) I hear Tomo's torso is a smooth as a babies bum, sorry I mean butt, so he's out (although we could use him for the AFTER photos).

 

So Captain :heart: Rat, what time (each day) at Ians tent for the get together

 

regards

 

 

These, dear :heart: PhilosopherPete are the very questions that have tormented man since the 1st wing was invented by Pythagoras, or Icarus, or some bloke who had a bit of AvGas to burn (Note for Rotaxians ..... AvGas is the stuff that some (other) planes run on).

 

But being just a mere mortal, I will have a go at answering the vexed points that you have made (GetStraighttothecruxoftheproblemPete):

 

1 Forum members will know each other because I will bring a roll of cheap stick-on labels and a black Pental on which we can all write (could this therefore lead to MultipleBigPete's as many will want that cudos?).

 

2 I suspect that Ian's buns are often hot and sticky. (They were also very yummy the year before last at Narromine, when the Rat needed to live on them because all his money was gone paying his fuel bill when he arrived).

 

3 So has LittlePete been given the flick this year? Or is the cute little tacker now a Forum Member?

 

4 Suggest that jam should be brought with you, as last time at Narromine it was just butter (but perhaps the Clear Prop Shop will sell Jam this year at a discount).

 

5 El Ratto is looking forward to being waxed by Corrine (and I choose a Rio de Janiero'n).

 

6 I suggest that we all drive Ian mad commencing at 9 am each day for say 9 hours.

 

More suggestions would be welcome .....................

 

 

[Captain]

The Skipper remains very concerned at Turbo's absence from the NES and wonders where the Planner has gone these past several days.

 

"I wonder if he has gone up to the Southern 80 Ski Race at Echuca this weekend to show off his outboard tuning and racing skills" said the Rat.

 

"But who would he get to tow at those alarming speeds (not to mention that there would be the chance that one of his skiers could get hit by a conrod or piston when the Evan-Rude lets go)" responded Ahlocks.

 

"Perhaps he would tow some lean and fit U25's" added HiHo.

 

"On the end of a 250 m rope doing 200 klicks, and out of earshot, is a great place for U25's" said the Rat "And it would be even better if they were .....................

 

 

[turboplanner]

"perhaps he would tow some mxxxxxs On the end of a 250 m rope doing 200 klicks, and out of earshot

zzzzz

 

 

[Tomo]

"The planners fallen asleep!" Yelled Ditdah......

 

"No wonder.......

 

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As a matter of fact, tomo knows who Bigchauffeurpete is taking to natfly, all the more reason for me to get there! :big_grin: :thumb_up: