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.....the flap lever and grabbed Godzilla Godzilla Godzilla (the person who inspired the film) by mistake, and that sent the Tyro into a roll which ...............

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............ he remembered that he was a brave and gay (in the 1950"s sense of the word) adventurer who would easily fit in with Sir Nobu III in the rear of the Zelo cockpit.   The engine st

......Salty. Turbo respectfully points out that an arrow on Turbo's shirt can't point at him, and this one was pointing to his left, where Salty was standing. Bull was in DS, and...................

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.......... Marlon Brando had considered then passed the script on to ...........

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TURBO'S REFERENCE TO GODZILLA IS POIGNANT & INTERESTING, AS HERE IS TURBS FIGHTING THE VIRUS FOR DAN IN MOORABBIN AFTER BEING RELEASED FROM THE 5 AM CURFEW EARLIER TODAY. ........... MODERATOR 19 (POORCOVIDJOKEREF)

 

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........occasionally taken up for flights by bull bull bull bull bull who...

Who has now flown his jackaroo to that strange land called tasmania.Bull is back

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And after rolling his jackaroo fitted with his custom made 737 apu turbine power the jackaroo was a rocket and he headed straight for the............................... [faaark its cold down here lol]

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...... blazing fire while bull waited for his blood to thicken.

 

Bone to Tazzy is a big move (bull is now an official WF legend), particularly from dodging Turbos dna strain of the Covid over Victoristan, then flying his Jackoffroo over Bass Straight with 100 litres of fuel strapped to his .......

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Now bull was a bit smarter then most and his mate set up a boat half way across the pond with a jerry can of fuel mounted between 2 poles on the back deck,,,Now bull slowed the old jackaroo down as much as he could and used his carrier tailhook to snatch the jerry can of the deck [ he got the idea off utube]

one day it all went to plan until......................
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bull HAS CHANGED HIS AVATAR, REGALED US WITH HIS BASS STRAIGHT DERRING DOO AND HAS FOUND THE SHIFT KEY AGAIN.

 

bull IS THEREFORE EVEN MORE OF A WF LEGEND THAT HE WAS 2 HOURS AGO.

 

TURBO IS WORRIED THAT HIS PREEMINENT POSITION IS AT RISK.

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, bull IS CONFIDENT AND HAS HIS TAIL UP (MAVISREF & TAILDRAGGERREF) ....... MODERATOR 19

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And now he is explaining to the tassie authorities how he did not stop in prictoria [the state full of nasty bugs] and flew via cooper pedee to adelaidey, then ac across the pond via mid straight refueling and a emergency landing on King island [he needed a piss],, now the flying cops believed him and he is getting ready to.............................

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And now he is explaining to the tassie authorities how he did not stop in prictoria [the state full of nasty bugs] and flew via cooper pedee to adelaidey, then ac across the pond via mid straight refueling and a emergency landing on King island [he needed a piss],, now the flying cops believed him and he is getting ready to.............................

bull HAS CHANGED HIS AVATAR, REGALED US WITH HIS BASS STRAIGHT DERRING DOO AND HAS FOUND THE SHIFT KEY AGAIN.

 

bull IS THEREFORE EVEN MORE OF A WF LEGEND THAT HE WAS 2 HOURS AGO.

 

TURBO IS WORRIED THAT HIS PREEMINENT POSITION IS AT RISK.

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, bull IS CONFIDENT AND HAS HIS TAIL UP (MAVISREF & TAILDRAGGERREF) ....... MODERATOR 19

Now bull won a little coin awhile ago and he brought a keyboard that actually works ,lol

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The Nouvo Riche were all the same, mused Turbo, come into some money, buy a $24 keyboard, bypass their best friends in Victoria in their hour of need, fly through South Australia and pick up fleas, carry them across the Channel to the Land of the Longest White Cloud 360/365, fit a carrier hook to the old JKR and snatch a can on the way through...............it all sounded so much like cocktail party talk, and Turbo just knew Bull was covering up something.

He searched the Tasmanian papers for the last few months, which took 17 minutes and sure enough, on the front page of the Smithton Daily was a photo of Bull with two teeth missing and a JKR broken in half with the Headline MAINLANDER DROPS IN, PULLS UP. Bull had landed on the Smithton Airfield, and caught his tail hook in a fresh wombat hole, causing ...........

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TURBS WILL BE IN STRIFE WITH DAN AND VICPOL FOR HIS POST # 13061 WHICH WAS COMPOSED BEFORE THE CURFEW ENDED THIS MORNING. (HAS HE PERHAPS BEEN BONKING HIS SECURITY GUARD, THE READERS ASKED?)

 

ALL NES READERS ARE URGED TO WEAR THEIR MASK WHILE READING HIS TOME.

 

 

...... Charlie Wombat (of the Lonny Wombats, you know, Wally & Gladys's boy Charlie?..... she (Gladys) was one of the Williams girls from Lychfield & well known for performing revealing cartwheels at B&S balls) to object and protect/stop his wife, Clarice, from going near the Smthton Airfield again, until .......

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..... everyone immediately recognized the euphemism for "scones & honey" (Turdy might get a(nother?) holiday from Eeeeen for that smut).

 

As it turned out E-Paulette was a dark-web name for .......

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.......a person who wove spells in the background of Aviation.

Go to an Air Show and you'll see a shadow flitting from Stand to Stand, grabbing brochures when no one's watching, signing visitor books with "Biggles" and doing a wing-over on departure with just the right angle and timing that no one could pick up he registration. he is never known to have trained everyone, but half Australia has had at least one lesson from him, vowing never to go back again after being made to make a forced landing touch down exactly on three cow pats, or ...............

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Golden joystick [avref] ,now turdo boy was really in trouble with commie dan from prictoria as he was seen sneaking out of his quarantine to go to...............

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" Golden joystick [avref] ,now turdo boy was really in trouble with commie dan from prictoria as he was seen sneaking out of his quarantine to go to............... "

.......low level aerobatic manouvers with captain Doubtfire all without benefit of any aeronautical device as all machines were secured in stage 4 lock down. Never the less half way through these activities cpt Doubtfire demonstrated the pervasive effects of Bernoli's thesis by ......

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Turdo beating highlo [avref]

to the next comment on the story,,oh well said the rat he will have to go to the ..............................

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............the classroom and write out Bernoli's name 200 times, then make a paper ...........

 

Warning: the term "rat" must not be used in reference to the Captain, as it is demeaning to the rodent population; RLM!

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hat with RLM on it to support the rodent population of every airfield in the land. Now the powers that be have decreed that the term "RAT" is now a derogative,/drogertive fuck it ,,NASTY term to describe them, What screamed out Birdbrain [for true followers of NES will of course remember birdbrain from page 3 of the story ,,he has been on holiday for 8 years] we are not allowed to hunt them anymore??what am i going to feed my chicks???............

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......"Fffffeed them BS!" came a muffled after-gin yell from the Captain who was lying on Turbo's window sill overlooking the Greek islands "Worke for Meeeeeaaaaagh!" as he fell off, twisting his Occupus Softus, and .................

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........... realizing that it was Erectus (as usual) and not Softus.

 

However, just to clarify for those NESers that are sticklers for accuracy (Avlandingcompref) in Tink's case the window sill was overlooking the Geek Islands in the Moorabbin Sewage Treatment Works (MSTW) where his waterfront coffee shop "Chez Turdy" has been restricted to take-away only by Dear Leader Dan (DLD), but because of Loyal Subject Turbo's (LST's) exalted position, for the duration of the lockdown they turn the aerators on for an addition 2 hours per day so that .................

 

THE EXCLUSIVE VIEW FROM THE OUTSIDE TABLES AT CHEZ TURDY

WITH THE TOURIST ACCESS SHOWN.

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AN EARLY LITERARY REFERENCE TO RATTUS ERECTUS

AND CAPPY'S LEGENDARY ABILITIES - JUST SAY'N.

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.........visitors can see the water at its true colour. They don't do that with the Blue Lake or the Pink lake or even the Niagara falls.

Entry is ony $85.00 per person with a $2.00 special Covind-19 discount. Another bonus is no one touches their face after visiting the Greek Islands,..

Our morning photographer Chin Dun and his camera are shown on the walkway, and photos are free. The afternoon photographer is Chin Up.

The bird life in the Greek Islands is magnificent with birds migrating from all over the world for the sweet water; Pelicans from Gippsland, Snipe from Siberia, Sooty Turds, Freckled Ducks from Angola and the occasional magpie are abundant in thye grassy ......................

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