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....knoll, where Bull lay, taking deliberate aim, with the wind factored in, at.........

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............ he remembered that he was a brave and gay (in the 1950"s sense of the word) adventurer who would easily fit in with Sir Nobu III in the rear of the Zelo cockpit.   The engine st

......Salty. Turbo respectfully points out that an arrow on Turbo's shirt can't point at him, and this one was pointing to his left, where Salty was standing. Bull was in DS, and...................

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....a particular tourist who didn't have a C-19 mask on. "Bang!!!!" went the big Winchester, and .....................

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...SPLAT Went bull who was never much of a techno type and having completely failed to take a position to absorb the Winchester's recoil flipped backward over the rail and off the walkway into a slurry of Turbo Enterprises seething raw material for the manufacture of..............

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..... this evening's feast at the TE Waterfront Restaurant & Soup Kitchen (TEWRASK), of which Turbo was most proud, because of .........

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...SPLAT Went bull who

....... was still to get used to facing the barrel away from him.

 

"I'll learn" he said as he was released from hospital, being careful that the drain from the 30.30's shoulder wound could still work.

 

"Welcome to Tazzy" replied the Matron "You'll fit in well".

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...................as the waiter at Waterfront Restaurant & Soup Kitchen with.....its fantastic menu ,,ie: ratticus turdo balls with pubic spagetti,,,or roasted turdo meatloaf with gonorrhea sauce , the best though was ..................

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The old way like they used to do at the Blue oyster bar from the old days of the NES with sir Nobu flying all the way over just to have them again at WRSK [avref]...................ps Sir Nobu had even fitted his zelo with floats just for the occasion.

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The old way like they used to do at the Blue oyster bar from the old days of the NES with sir Nobu flying all the way over just to have them again at WRSK [avref]...................ps Sir Nobu had even fitted his zelo with floats just for the occasion.

The problem occurred during the landing when one of the Zero’s pontoons hit a floater and.........

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....was one of shock and horror as Turquoise (with a hint of saffron) was the new black. How could Nobu have made such a monumental faux pas? Everyone knew.....

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...........................it was 2020 and the minorities now rule and if your weird/gay/black/ or pink no one is allowed to criticize anybody now,,,so the WRSK was soon inundated with WGBP marchers setting fire to the garden of roses [because they where once used to seduce woman and are demeaning to them] next they started on the..................................

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........... fiberglass recreational aircraft as they are predominantly white, not to mention that Tasmanians are under-represented in the AUF membership roles.

 

"Tazzy Lives Matter (TLM)" was the new catchcry, as all "mainlanders" are inherently biased and privileged.

 

"Tazzy Tazzy Tazzy ............. two heads are better than one (THABTO), Epaulettes for All (EFA), I Love My Sister (ILMS) & "Truganini for PM (TFPM)" yelled bull into his megaphone as he painted the letters on the road outside the Lonny Casino.

 

"Turn the map ar$e-up and now Tazzy is the north island ........... and while we are here, let's burn down the .............

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............. "Defund CASA" so that all freedom-loving Taswegians can .............

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.........fly without those Mainlander FoIs coming across and mucking everything up, like.......

 

.......... those Fols always do, and we Tasmanians are getting sick of it" said bull as he made his run for Premier of the Apple Isle.

 

"Tazzy for Tasmanians and Mexico for Wankers" were two of his carefully crafted election slogans, and then he put his own unique stamp on the campaign by again picking on the Fols from the Mainland by adding ................

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................ "Geeez I hate Mainlander Fols" .............. and the Tassy crowd went berserk.

 

This surprised bull who was, hereto, more used to the laid back (Mavisref) attitudes of his beloved people of Bone (known locally as Boners), so bull immediately moved to cement his .........

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Stature. They went berserk in Tasmania every Thursday, so although Bull, as he called himself now didn't know it, the crowd was more interested in the free Thursday apple uice and lessons from the Bible than anything Bull said. One, Oaf, had noticed Bull pulling in his paunch and pushing out his chest and set the record straight; "We've pulled all the statures down here" he said "didn't have no time for them." Bull felt a cold chill up his back; he wasn't going to be accepted as a Tasmanian for a long time yet. He thought they might be interested in flying nd took a ute load out to the airfield where........................

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....... epaulettes were everywhere on ex military flying suits (all imported from the Fols on the Mainland) and bull fitted right in, with his ........

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NOW THAT THE NES IS TASWEGIA CENTRIC, ONESIE FEELS LEFT OUT (OVER ON THE LEFT SIDE) BUT SALTY IS OK BECAUSE HE IS BUSY ON THE FRONT LINE CATCHING ESCAPING MEXICANS AND CHUCKING THEM BACK INTO THE MURRAY DOWNSTREAM OF REMNARK.

 

AS A RESULT, AT MURRAY BRIDGE THE RIVER LOOKS LIKE THE GANGES DOWNSTREAM OF THE FUNERAL PYRES.

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..........Long Johns dyed gold, navy blue epaulettes and a "Cotton Bunny" seat softener. And then Bull really put his foot in it. "How come you all look the same" he said to the TASFoIs in general. "SSSSSHHHHHHHH" hissed Turbo in a desperate attempt to avert the inevitable but it was too late; the TASFoIs descended on his as one and..........

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