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.....and arrested Turdo

 

.he was found to be piloting terrorist around over lebenone a skydiver caught him on film , heres the video

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............ he remembered that he was a brave and gay (in the 1950"s sense of the word) adventurer who would easily fit in with Sir Nobu III in the rear of the Zelo cockpit.   The engine st

......Salty. Turbo respectfully points out that an arrow on Turbo's shirt can't point at him, and this one was pointing to his left, where Salty was standing. Bull was in DS, and...................

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. Turbo was able to satisfy authorities that he was nowhere near the scene at the time as he was dining with............

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.......Ghislaine and was already in it up to his neck and did not require any top up from Turbo's turd stockpile because...............

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...... Jeffery Epstein was merely a bit player in the international web that is Turbine Enterprises, Ghislaine was no more than the equivalent of the Tea Lady, Turb's hands were still dirty from when Robert fell off his boat, and Turbo was about to ......

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....take over the Miami South Sector (MSS) and it was known in the industry. This consisted on a group of mort yacht enthusisats who would have competitions to see who could travel south slowest. They would then turn around and see who could sail north the fastest, and Turbo always ........

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....... arranged his illicit shipments to suit those sailings, when he, Bill, Monica & Ghislane (Turbo owns a Corvette so can attract any man that he wants [or even women occasionally]) would meet up for a ......

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As Bill has been oft quoted as saying "Ahhhh did not get into a Corvette with that man(sic)?"

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....... arranged his illicit shipments to suit those sailings, when he, Bill, Monica & Ghislane (Turbo owns a Corvette so can attract any man that he wants [or even women occasionally]) would meet up for a ......

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was rather fancied by the Assistant Commissioner Lesa Gale of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as she staged a press conference to announce the arrest of the head of an Australian drug syndicate connected to the recent drug bust in PNG .

 

This was a multi-agency operation that had been ongoing for two years, involving numerous law enforcement agencies being ......

Rec Flyin Policing Group[RFPG ] A spokesperson said at the press conference That a man known as Turdo [not sure why ?] was arrested and they are still looking for a character called Hi Lo who drove the landrover from Lae but was last seen flying away over the horizen in a drifter .....This bust was in cooperation with {RFPG] as well as members of the Royal Papua New Guinea Constabulary (RPNGC) and several shady characters from the forums .

 

He explained that they the joint agencies had been tracking the flight as it left Australia en route to PNG. And the pilot {hereby known as Turdo} was arrested after being pulled from the wreckage of his cessna after..................................

 

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crashing off the end of the strip after being overloaded and forgetting to put the flaps down. In a statement, police said it was alleged the pilot attempted to “collect drugs” between 1pm and 2.30pm, local time, on 26 July.

 

The plane is believed to have crashed while attempting to take off, although a small aircraft believed to be that of Hilo,s was seen sporting twin 50 cals...... Police allege “greed played a significant part in the syndicate’s activities and cannot rule out that the consumption of part of the cocaine had an impact on the pilot,s ability to take off” The aircraft wreckage was found with the wheels up and the flaps retracted.

. What no flaps screamed the Rat what where you thinking ,maybe...........................

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...........you should have put them in the boot BEFORE you left for the airport. Tubro, who was in shock after being beaten up by RFPG thugs using baseball bats, didn't know who to start on first, but a local journalist solve the problem for him. "Is the plane a Cessna?" he asked.

Tubro exploded "You parasites are all the same" he yelled "I left at 12:59 not 1 pm, the plane didn't crash, I landed it, you called it a 402C but it's actualy a 402D, another XXXX journalist said it was registered to a dead man, and you can see I'm alive - probably been a journalist you don't know how to tell the difference, I didn't know I was carrying drugs; a man walked up to me and asked if I could fly six bags of coffee from Bilolo to Lik Lik for $10,000, so I did. The plane wasn't over loaded; I just hit a hot cell which happens a lot up in the .......

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...... great blue divide, that is the playpen of all NESers and other sundry AUF pilots (afewavrefs).

 

Bull quickly jotted down all of the retorts from Turbo as recorded in his post #13113 because Bull planned to use them if he is ever caught during one of his illicit cross channel flights in his Jackoffroo, as he just can't do without his FNQ (the Colombia of the south pacific) sourced Paw Paw chutney, crocodile spleen penis enlargement cream and his special blue tablets made from a brew of stinger tentacles and koala's feet (which must be fresh and not sourced from road kill). [Pissed off & bandaged Koalas were falling out of trees all up and down the Capricorn coast].

 

Bull has built up a strong following in Taswegia, the quantities are growing, he is building a Griffith type drug hascienda on 500 acres outside Renison, he employs several hundred peasants around Bone sourcing raw materials and he was a .........

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........hit at the Salamanca market with his Bone Turtle Grease hair remover which was guaranteed to ................................

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........Flinders Island. Everyone knew there was more action on FI as it was known whereas in the two capitals of Tasmania, Launceston and Hobart the shops closed at 5 pm and unless the town crier came out to announce a sudden storm or there was someone in the Stocks moaning, nobody moved until 7:30 am, or ............

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......... even until 5 am like in Wutoria in August 2020.

 

This stung Turbo ........... just like his latest purchase of Bull's Bone Turtle Grease hair remover & waxing strips, which Turbs had applied just after using Bull's crock spleen enlargement cream.

 

All NESers that have been waxed "down there" (Onesite and Heidi, please come clean) would know that this is a terrible recipe (CWAref) for disaster, as once Turbo reacted to the enlargement cream he could see it for the 1st time in 30 years, but then the hair remover & waxing took effect and Turbo .................

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ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE TEFFN (TURBINE ENTERPRISES FUND FOR NATURE) - OUR BELOVED CAPTAIN'S HEARTFELT POST #13114 HAS THANKFULLY HIGHLIGHTED THE PROSTHETICS NEEDS OF KOALAS THRU-OUT CENTRAL FNQ AND WE HAVE LAUNCHED A FUND TO PROVIDE PROSTHETIC LIMBS TO THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN TRIMMED BY BULL'S KOALA PAW OBTAINING SQUADS (BKPOS).

 

PLEASE DONATE NOW (PDN).

 

BELOW IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAN BE DONE TO HELP THE LITTLE CUTE FLUFFY KOALAS.

 

SURE, WE STILL NEED TO PERFECT HOW THEY WILL BE ABLE TO CLIMB TREES OR HOW THE GREEDY LITTLE BUGGERS WILL BE ABLE TO GRAB LEAVES .......... OR HOW THE PROSTHETICS WON'T SLIP OFF WHEN THE THE FILTHY LITTLE BLIGHTERS PEE ON THEM ............. BUT PLEASE DONATE NOW AND ANY SUM OVER $20,000 WILL BE TAX DEDUCTABLE.

 

THE 1ST 200 DONATIONS WILL RECEIVE A LIFE SIZE CUTE CUDDLY KOALA TOY (WITH PAWS) MADE OUT OF THE FUR FROM A FRESHLY SHOT ROCK WALLABY OR FROM A HARVESTED BABY QUOKKA.

 

KIND REGARDS TURBO ON BEHALF OF TEFFN.

 

A KOALA PROSTHETIC (V6).

(THEY CAN'T CLIMB, BUT BOY CAN THEY BOUNCE.)

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........began dancing down the road in a series of sideways jumps. The further he went, the more neigyhbours came out, and soon a throng was following him rather like the story of the invisible suit. The howls from Turbo each time he jumped brought peels of laughter from the audience which had not seen a comedy act like this since the days of Dame Edna.

Eventually he came to a ..................................

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........ full stop (avref) and the peels of laughter stopped and became peels of "erky perky" once they saw him peeling off the wax strips and once they realised that his .......

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.rest laying under the hanger door [which at the time was half closed ] when suddenly..........................AHH beaten by the RAT rats....

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Had fallen after dancing around the hanger when suddenly..............................50 cal gunfire could be heard in the distance ,and shortly after a cessna spiralled into the sea afire Faaarrk what was that ?? cried Turbo when a buzzing sound could be heard ,,,,Hilo suddenly came over the treetops and touched down He came over to me mumbling something about Victorians and the virus thingy blooody hell what are we ..................

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.....going to do?” Turbo realised Bull was in shock, and threw a bucket of water over him.

However Bull was quick enough to retaliate, and soon the floor was awash and the Tyro looking like a wet rag and....

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...... after another bucket of water, Bull & Turbo were able to separate, which was fortunate because HiHo was getting .....

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