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"......Turbo tries to rustle cattle." He may be the KE champion of the world, and the warm up act for Reno next year when he's going to KE the whole circuit, but I cam head them off if he tries anythi

......Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, with Salty playing Elizabeth Swann.   The budget for the film was $140 million, and $60 million of that was spent in attempting to remodel Salty'sc oar

.....respectabull, fashionabull, notabull, indefatigabull - and we don't want him in an unrecoverabull position!" (avref). Casino staff rushed from every corner of the Casino, to help Bull back to his

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..... so he took a couple of photos on his phone.

 

Bull & Turbo have been paying him ever since, to the extent that within a week HoHo has bought his first ......

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........yacht with the royalties he picked up when The photos went viral after it was announced that Turbo and Bull had been chosen for the parts in Indiana Jones and the lost Lockheed (avref) to be filmed in....

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... location at the Lost Dogs Home where the sequence of photos from before and after the throwing of the bucket of water were the greatest hit since riots over TurboEnterprises ersatz Smackos.

The Smackos turned a suspicious brown colour and caused all the bitches to.......... ..............

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The Rat had been sneakily eating the smackos too,after doing 3 backflips and the shortest STOL [avref] landing without using his tail he had ever done,,,,,he was seen to.................

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....start wagging his tail every time HiHo held out his hand. Turbo noticed this and yelled out "SIT!" and the Captain sat on his hindquarters and lifted ..................

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...... be speaking to the editor of The Australian about some photos that had come into his possession, showing 2 leading aviation personalities in very, very (erky & perky) compromising positions which ......

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....start wagging his tail every time HiHo held out his hand. Turbo noticed this and yelled out "SIT!" and the Captain sat on his hindquarters and lifted ..................

...... his leg on Turbo's ankle, as he held up one of the particularly erky photos, which .......

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......depicted a photo, out of context of Turbo in a Personal Training lesson, so Turbo put a lead on him and told him to stay......which he did until a bit................

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......dust blew in and he repeatedly tried to scratch is ribs with his foot.

People were becoming concerned with this bizarre behaviour from Cappy, even to the extent of .......................

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....... clenched in anticipation, but was then surprised & delighted that he seemed to enjoy it (a bit like a 1st solo flight ..avref), but then he thought about the shocking photos of Bull (bullref) & Turbo which are about to hit the national press.

 

Once published, these numerous & explicit pics are certain to have serious ramifications for the NES (which may henceforth be considered as the Tinder of the aviation world), ........ but on the bright side, Salty & Onesie commissioned more provocative photos for their avatars and Planey + HidyHody went off to the .......

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...k.

Refreshed after this very odd dinner, he went out to the shed to continue building his Drifter. He’d been at it for twenty six years and even though it had never flown it was due for new skins.

Just as he picked up a spanner.......

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...... crab, as he was still famished & HiHo had the disposable income (avref) to blow on crabs and in readiness for the Drifter's reskin.

 

The 26 year build meant that the AUF rego number, that he reserved, is 19-06, so Heidi looked into selling that to ........

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...the Chinese, as 19-06 is an auspicious number in the year of the Rat. But Cappy, being the Nice Jedi Rat he is, decided he wanted that number instead, so he ensured the Chinese bid for the number was interminably delayed, stating the COVID-19 virus was responsible for the serious delay in contact from the Chinese, when in fact, Cappy had....

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