bull Posted October 2, 2020 Share Posted October 2, 2020 cooperated with the german submarine commander [the famous 88,,,then known as 87] to bring ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 ..............The fateful message to Hiroshima Bay which was ignored, and a footnote to History was made the next morning when the Mayor of Hiroshima, hearing the band of the Atom Bomb said "WHAT THE XXXX WAS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!. The two floors of the Japan Bank on Main Street were punched down to ground level that morning, but during the day the rubble was cleared, Japan Bank agreed to host the other Banks which had used timber construction, and multi-bank business resumed in the shell of the Japan bank at 1 pm the following afternoon. The acid rain trail is stll there on the inside wall. They couldn't have achieved yjos remarkable feat along and not many people know that it was Turbine Scrutible Orient Earth Moving that cleared the hundreds of tonnes of rubble away and cleared the way for the armoured cars to come from Toklyo. They probably could have used the trains because no one in Hiroshima was really in the mood to rob a bank in those two days. Today there's a plaque nearby labelled "Hypocenter" which was to be the name of Walter Turbine's Department Store. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 IS THIS THE END OF THE NES? WHERE ARE THE ..........S THAT WOULD ALLOW THE SKIPPER TO ADD SOMETHING? THE SKIPPER IS LOST (AVREF). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 .every morning just looking for his socks !!and dont get him started on those special custom made 3 hole jocks,,,,,said ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 ....Bryon, who was still preoccupied with listening to the Band of the Atom Bomb. The Band of the Atom Bomb were a new group with an explosive rendition of "Calm Like a Bomb" (formerly produced by Rage Against the Machine), and they were hitting the top of the charts in Hiroshima, especially since everyone had started drinking the acid rain. "I've never seen anything like it!", exclaimed Cappy, as he viewed the Band. "This is just like the day the Beatles exploded onto the music scene in Wagga, and I...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 4, 2020 Share Posted October 4, 2020 .......Turbo who sincerely apologises for the missing .......... . (full stop) Turbo was simply grieving for his grandfather who perished in the aftermath of the dropping of the atomic bomb on Hiroshima. On the bright side his grandfather had been able to mail a pack of Honda race engine drawings just before he dies and Turbo used them with great success several decades later to build a V6 aero engine which ........... ............. ........... .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 1 hour ago, onetrack said: "I've never seen anything like it!", exclaimed Cappy, as he viewed the Band. "This is just like the day the Beatles exploded onto the music scene in Wagga, and I...... .......... raged on at the BOB with Ahlocks and Doubtfire in a threesome (danceref) that is still discussed in nursing homes all around town, where it is spoken of in dulcet .............. 59 minutes ago, turboplanner said: On the bright side his grandfather had been able to mail a pack of Honda race engine drawings just before he dies and Turbo used them with great success several decades later to build a V6 aero engine which ........... .......... went bang (just like Turbo does when he gets lucky) as soon as it touched 2000 rpm (rpmref), then .......... THE RAT IS NOW MANAGAING 2 NES THREADS WITH GREAT SKILL AND DEXTERITY. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 .......whispers. .......let's go with ........a shudder [avref]. Unlike many aviators today Turbo didn't persevere after failure No 5 which landed him in a Riverina Marijuana field. The aircraft wasn't damaged in the landing but was a write off after all the SG shot hit it. Turbo escaped by swinging though the orange trees at low level until ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) ......... his still damaged & swollen nuts made contact with that large rose bush on the electric .......... Edited October 5, 2020 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 ....and it was at that point he was able to take off again without the need of an aircraft. His trajectory was a perfect arc, and halfway through it he knew he was going to .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 (edited) ........... make it into the pages of the AUF Mag where a full page Safety Analysis (with several graphic nut pics) will be undertaken by the Human Factors Szar, who will allege that this outcome, as described in the above post by Tubb, can be derived directly from the flaw in Turdy's personality, which dictated that he ......... Edited October 5, 2020 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 ...always tried to land feet first. "It woundna happened to hum ef he's landed Haid furt like he been telt, and.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 the Scottish and welsh was flowing thickly amongst the many many other diverse languages spoken by the rello,s of the cappy and turdo. Now i,m confused said 88[formally 87]why just now the rat was................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 5, 2020 Share Posted October 5, 2020 .....Scottish, but I've heard him speak French and German, and Turbo just answered an Election Candidate in Pashta, which led to the Candidate reaching for his Australian Flag and Holy Book. Cappy didn't answer; he just had that dreamy look in his eyes as if ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 ..... he understood it all. All languages, the meaning of Life, and he can even understand Turbs when he sends the Skipper one of his long & rambling private messages, but poor Ratty was stumped when it came to understanding ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 ......how to start a Jabiru at the first start of the day. He just couldn't get it; in fact one day the Kapooka students were amazed to see the landscaping tractor towing his Jab around the taxyways in a vain effort to make it fire. "I can't understand it" he yelled "The Vauxhall would always start with a tow, even if ............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) ..the old massey could only do 20 mph flat out, so cappy now had a problem ! a mathamatical problem ,between stall speed [avref] and massey speed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,??hmmmm said 88 maybe he should.......... Edited October 6, 2020 by bull spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) ....... dive, dive, dive (acht und achtzig submarine ref). Mavis showed some interest, as a result, and released the brakes on her walking frame. The 88 watched Mavis with a .......... Edited October 6, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 ........wry smile. He thought of the aviatrixes he'd known down through the years; Amelia Earhardt (Not many people knew that 88 was the last person to see AE off; he got carried away so much with the excitement that he forgot to fill the Lockheed with fuel, and AE was known for wanting her men to be self sufficient and never checked their work on principle), Nancy Bird Walton (too demanding for 88), Nancy Wake hero of WWII, who used to give him rabbit killers to calm him down (Not many people knew she flew Lysanders behind the German lines for years) and in later years when he became more desperate, Mavis. As Mavis went down ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 (edited) THE RAT IS STRUGGLING WITH NUANCE, CONTEXT & RELEVANCE IN TUBB'S LAST POST, SO WILL LEAVE TO ONE OF THE OTHER NES LITERARY GENIUSES (OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY) TO PICK IT UP FROM HIS LATEST POST. Edited October 6, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted October 6, 2020 Share Posted October 6, 2020 ......to see The Rat in his nursing care quarters - where she recently found he'd been struggling with various forms of communication ability - possibly due to early-onset dementia - she was puzzled to find that there were several aircraft hidden in various storage areas of the nursing home quarters. Upon inquiry to the staff, they explained it was a recent recurring habit of The Rat, to acquire and squirrel away aircraft in various degrees of condition and disassembly. "It's typical of retired flyers", explained the Manager. "They seem to have this fear of being contained and restricted, and need to have an escape planned - and accordingly, they squirrel away all these aircraft, obviously with the aim of assembling one without being discovered, and making a break for it! It's all a bit sad really, as most of them, like The Rat, aren't capable of even getting into an aircraft any more - let alone fly one! But we have to humour them, and make them think we don't know about their secret plans. But the worst part is, when we...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 ........find one with the ailerons removed, and we remember our old friend Loxie who had only ever moved the stick backwards and forwards, and used rudder for banking nd turning. Whe told about the ailerons by the new CFI, and asked what they were for, he said "Buggered if I .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 (edited) ....... care, as I am the great Ahlox and it's gunna take more that Bernoulli, Pythagoras, Leonardo da Vinci or Leonardo da Caprio to tell me how to fly" And to reinforce his point he added "And none of them blokes are AUF certified CFIs, so stuff 'em, and the ....... Edited October 7, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 (edited) sound of Ahlox,s rotax 582 [avref] spinning up to his 6600 max revs was heard ,and heads turned to see...Ahlox,s blue machine soaring overhead ,flat out climbing at 400 ft per minute with all the weight of the.................. Edited October 7, 2020 by bull 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 ........ Blue Oyster Scandal (BOS) on his shoulders. It had been suppressed, deeper than the FBI & CIA whitewash of their spying on the Trump campaign Treason and Ahlox was worried that the BOS would ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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