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39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

".......poached Coral Trout."

Suitably refreshed, Cappy sat down to peruse the Brisbane Carrier Pigeon to check his share prices.

He turned pale, and reached for a gin; it couldn't be true; it .......................

...... was a warning that ciguatera (the squirtsref) is guaranteed in Coral Trout, which in aviation (avref) terms is similar to ........

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..... there remained the perennial question (avref) "Can I get the modified circuit right when the fan stops (and this thing glides like the Victorihan economy ..... it is well known aviation (avref) fact that aircraft (avref) glide much worse overhead a State Forest or other Tazzy Tiger country)?", but as has been proven in prior .......

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FROM A WIKIAVIATIONLEAKS WEBSITE:

 

The Bernoulli Theory of the Gliding of Powered Aircraft (GOPA) after the noisy bits & the spinny-around fan-thing stops ..... I, Charlie Bernoulli, attest that I have tested this theorem by chucking some models off the leaning tower of Pizza (their 12" Seafood Special is a blast) and as Bernoulli's Theory #17, I can ascribe that when flying over any State Forest (particularly those in Victoria where the forests have not been maintained since 1835) that any aircraft (avref) (even Charlie way back then was aware of Planey's need for avrefs) will glide like a stone and at least at a rate 4 times more down (avref) than what is shown in the aircraft's manual.

 

That declaration was signed by Charlie B on parchment, with a seal that proves it is genuine.

 

CHARLIE B'S THEORY - THE ORIGINAL DOCUMENT

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........cases, provided one keeps one's head, and understands Charlie B's most recent quill to parchment theorem, and carfully applies The Turbine Aviation School's addendum: "When met with this scenario, aim carefully between branches no smaller than 35 mm and no larger than 65 mm diameter with spacing no less than 500 mm or more than 1.5 metres, and allow the aircaft to cascade down to a safe arrival"

 

Cappy thought about this as he approached the canopy and ..........

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32 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy thought about this as he approached the canopy and ..........

........... wondered what he would find.

 

Would it be ..............

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