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..... thrombustulators, which multiplies the power available to the nerdometricators, and which all adds to the very-noticeable increase in the Turboencabulator internal quasi-regulator rhythms, thereby producing a pleasing hum, which counters the.......

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"......Turbo tries to rustle cattle." He may be the KE champion of the world, and the warm up act for Reno next year when he's going to KE the whole circuit, but I cam head them off if he tries anythi

......Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann, with Salty playing Elizabeth Swann.   The budget for the film was $140 million, and $60 million of that was spent in attempting to remodel Salty'sc oar

........ check the nationality of.   "Look bro" the kiwis said "Thut Aussie is coming back for another go at us and ut looks like he has another sex bombs."   "Thut's a wee problem

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turbo was still trying to get his mind around the Turboencabulator word and what it had to do with him ,[scratching his head] Hey said Cappy ,i,m the only one around here that's allowed to scratch his head and if i catch you................                                                                                      [he has his own breed of fleas].......[Here is a fine example of one of cappys lovely little specimens]     .Itchy plague of billions of super-fleas with giant WILLIES ready to invade  Scottish homes as rain attacks country

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...clearly has been having a good feed from Cappy's gin-soaked body.

 

This indicates that the NES has finally broken out again in the present tense where Turbo is putting the finishing touches on his latest project, an electric Jab, with the batteries coming from................

 

 

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his latest project, an electric Jab, with the batteries coming from................

........... a new lithium-yellow cake (LYc) battery formula that has been developed in a new 1st Nations battery factory located 200 kms west of Uluru, where TE had taken a supportive venture capital role and even the great Turbo himself had .............

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and even the great Turbo himself had .............

........... coined their outstanding Company Name, plus such a clever & meaningful Marketing Catchphrase which once heard can never be forgotten, that are ................

 

A PHOTO TAKEN YESTERDAY ON INNOVATION ROAD IN THE ULURU

INDUSTRIAL PARK WHERE NEW BATTERY TECHNOLOGIES ARE UNCLE.

THE LYc BATTERY FACTORY IS AT REAR LEFT IN THE TREES.

Image result for 200 kms west of Uluru

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.....nas will be full of people singing the jingle durig football matches and ...........................

 

 

[Turbo respectfully points out that "First Nations" is the name of the group of several indigenous Nations of native tribes in Canada whereas Australian aborigines were nomadic and didn't form Nations.]

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scratching because cappy is breeding more fleas,, bloody hell said onesie these are worse then that time i got crabs off that.....................

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.....toilet seat, right after Bull had sat on it! I couldn't stop scratching for a week, until I found that old Tassie flea-and-crab-killing favourite - Arsenic-based sheep dip!!

 

A good sprinkle of that stuff and not only did it kill all of Cappy fleas and Bull crabs - it made me smell good, too! That was alright, until a big Kiwi took a fancy to my smell, and then it was......

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a new form in interbreeding as the Kiwi,s stuck onesies head in the fence and proceeded to dress up for the occasion and onesie was recognised as.............   High Quality sexy sheep Blank Meme Template    {onesie dressed up for the harka event]                                                                                                                                                                                       .

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On 08/12/2020 at 3:50 PM, turboplanner said:

.....nas will be full of people singing the jingle durig football matches and ...........................

 

 

[Turbo respectfully points out that "First Nations" is the name of the group of several indigenous Nations of native tribes in Canada whereas Australian aborigines were nomadic and didn't form Nations.]

AS AN ASIDE ....... FOR THE INFORMATION OF ALL NESERS.

 

Uncle (or is it Aunty? NTTIAWWT) Skipper is a full blooded Native, born mid last century, and is pretty sedentary these days, so not as nomadic as he used to be.

 

Skippy also has blue eyes, just like that Tasmanian Nigel Mansel bloke who is the boss of the native claims down in the south island.

 

Further evidence that he is a dinky di Native is that Cappy has been circumcised with an oyster shell, or that's what the end result looks like anyway. (Who would have thought that Mavis loves frilled neck lizards).

 

 

NIGEL "MICKY" MANSEL WHO HAS THE SKIPPER'S PEEPERS.

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Turbo is up against it; Cappy left him the dreaded full stop, so first a couple of points about his Native claims.

Many years ago there was a smoking ceremony in Melbourne to mark the beginning of a great event. Today we know that the smoking ceremony was invented as a joke by Ernie Dingo, but then in the heady days of Native Title there was a huge gathering of bros with serious faces at the ceremony and for drinks afterwards. Turbo had been hired as a waiter, and out of curiosity as he picked up the drinks from these people he quietly took some DNA from each one. Of the 250 there, 293 were of British origin, four were descended from the Mayflower group in the USA, and the other three were Tories from monied English families.

 

The mention of a frill necked lizard brought tears to Turbo's eyes and made him remember the country tow he grew up in. At the time when a new movie came to town the Roxy Theatre would put on sherries and dress the foyer up and the country people would come in their best atture for pre-movie socialising. Turbo, at that stage 13 had noticed a beautiful dried floral arrangement in the foyer earlier in the day and hunted around out in the bush, brought in a frill necked lizard and put it on the dried arrangement. Of course the lizard sat stock still s they do, until old Mrs Mackintosh, who had a mouth like a sewer, stepped up to admire the arrangement and.......

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...as she handled it, the frill-neck lizard came to life and ran up her arm, ending up perching on the top of her beehive hairdo.

 

Mrs Mackintosh let forth a string of obscenities that would have done an MUA lumper proud.

 

The assembled crowd were horrified beyond belief at Mrs Mac's outburst, and a couple of the thinner ladies in tight corsets, actually fainted from the shock.

 

But it was when the lizard made the jump onto the ample bosom of another portly matron, that all hell really broke loose.

 

The lizard decided now was the time to bale out, anyway, and as he leapt for.....

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......the cleavage.

He had sharp claws, and the matron ripped.......

..... herself a new one, as the Frilly (FNL) made a final .......

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.......dash for freedom.

"What's wrong?" asked the Mayor who had spilled his sherry all over the town's most prolific gossip, Mrs Elford when he heard Mrs Mac's yells.

His mistake was not leaving it at that, and when he leaned over and looked down her ample cleavage she kicked him in the nuts; Mrs Mac had been to every BNS in the town over the years and knew exactly how to keep the Batchelors under control.

The Mayor's howl spilt fifteen more sherries, and a group of shearers, hearing Mrs Mac's cry for help jumped to the conclusion, aided by Mrs Elford's "He molested her" took the Mayor's teeth out and closed his eye up. What they didn't know was that the Mayor was the town's truck driver and regularly loaded a semi trailer full of bulls before breakfast, and..................

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What they didn't know was that the Mayor was the town's truck driver and regularly loaded a semi trailer full of bulls before breakfast, and..................

.......... then had a quick .........

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....ground running for his 20 mile daily cross-country which he used to check all the water tanks.

The Mayor finally felt the pain; no one know what happened that day but within seconds the shearers were laid out on the polished concrete foyer floor.

And that's when the Sherry parties stopped, until.......

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... but within seconds the shearers were laid out on the polished concrete foyer floor.

And that's when the Sherry parties stopped, until.......

............ everyone else in town got laid (it took a while for a few of the fuglies (Cappyref).

 

This became the thing of legend (Turboref) and thereafter the town was known as ................

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