turboplanner Posted December 19, 2020 Share Posted December 19, 2020 .......that they stop referring to their old countries and use the new name Victoria in honor of the Queen's grandmother, the fight broke out with........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 the availabull policeabull areas are now designated unlivabull and will need to be ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 ......unavailabiull because they are terribull, causing .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 On 19/12/2020 at 12:46 PM, onetrack said: But the Fijians insisted that the aircraft had to run on ethanol (to support their sugar industry) and be fabric-clad (to support the Fijian garment industry). Tuvalu insisted that a design needing serious amounts of ballast was needed (to support their sinker industry). Tasmania demanded that only Huon pine was to be used in the frames of the fuselage and wings. But when Turbo (as Chairman) insisted that... ..... Queensland be given some input, there was considerable disquiet. "Why would we want some palm fronds, a few unsold peanuts and a manki old mudcrab shell?" asked ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Oooooops ...... Cappy has lost the plot so is out of sync again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Dear NES readers - It is now obvious, that since the event that shrank the Giant Jedi Rat - his brain shrank as well, along with the shrinkage deal - as evidenced by his total loss of the NES plot. Dear NES readers, if you could please see your way clear, to make a contribution to the re-sizing of the poor Jedi Rat, so he can think properly again, without becoming muddled, it will be gratefully appreciated .... ....mayhem in the normally adorabull and sizeabull areas that were occupied by the considerabull number of respectabull Queenswegians. However, the move by Turbo to insist that the participating countries be renamed Victoria only led to outrage, and a general outcry, that pointed out that confusion would reign supreme, and it would be insufferabull and intolerabull to try and have so many countries carrying the same name. Meantimes, there was an attempt to restore order in the Corporation boardroom, when a motion was initiated to station bulls in the foyer to discourage bullying and dishonourabull moves, which were designed to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 .........impress the girls, but were only bullsh!t. The Royal Council (the member States over a gin or two supplied by Cappy had decided to drop the name Victoria as being too old-fashioned, and call the country Victa; and install a king, Cappy, who'd rigged the vote being appointed Regent and Aviation Affairs Viceroy) issued a decree that aircraft could only be built from Mountain Ash and Cotton, boosting the felling of old growth forest and lifting the price of Murray Darling water by 600% overnight, which was great for Turbine Water Inc. and TurboLogging Inc/, and some people said was a kick back from the King, but nobody followed up on this because, if you hung around the King in the mroning he lwas likely to Knight you with his sword, but after lunch, with a few gins under his belt was more likely to cut your XXXXXXX head off, or .............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted December 20, 2020 Share Posted December 20, 2020 Strap you to a bull provided by the new start up company,turdobull regional cattle company,[a subsidiary of turbine cow pat power company]but had not counted on the uprising of the jackaroo and jillaroo association along with the mountain oyster collection agency, who staged a protest outside the newly renamed caprat hotel [formally the Hilton hotel stolen by one of cappys fake voting machines that was used in the boardroom ]Now the mayhem was complete when riding through the foyer on top of the meanest ,biggest bull you have ever seen came onesie screaming we need to have a meeting .Well after the ringers settled the bovine down they gathered for a meeting with the king Cappy and the ceo[turdo] of turbine bovine engineering and Onesie it was decided that the directors of Victa,s new bovine committee would............... [ The rat on the left in his city disguise,withTurdo in the middle with onesie holding the rope[to control cappy not the bull] . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 15 hours ago, onetrack said: Dear NES readers - It is now obvious, that since the event that shrank the Giant Jedi Rat - his brain shrank as well, along with the shrinkage deal - as evidenced by his total loss of the NES plot. Dear NES readers, if you could please see your way clear, to make a contribution to the re-sizing of the poor Jedi Rat, so he can think properly again, without becoming muddled, it will be gratefully appreciated .... Is it OK to post again now, Nurse? Have the visitors been and has one of them taken my grapes? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, bull said: Well after the ringers settled the bovine down they gathered for a meeting with the king Cappy and the ceo[turdo] of turbine bovine engineering and Onesie it was decided that the directors of Victa,s new bovine committee would............... ......... collect the bull's semen sample directly, using the traditional method, which Turdo felt was a bit of a ........... Edited December 21, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 ....sideshow to the real action - which was in the Hat Dept. "There's nothing like a Big Hat, to make you feel like a real leader!", said Turdbro knowingly. "Just look at Bob Katter, the biggest Hatter around! - and boy, does he show them some style of leadership! Shoots straight from the hip, tells 'em like it is, makes Pauline Hanson look like an amateur!" "Speaking of amateurs", said Cappy nervously, "I think that bull is probably a bit amateurish, in the way he's going about that semen extraction, and I think that something....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 (edited) ........ else needs to be done to catch the sample, besides bull using his ......... Edited December 21, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 ....hat, while he holds the bulls testicles in his other hand. "But this is the way I've always done it!", protested bull, as the startled bull took off, still with bull hanging on to...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 21, 2020 Share Posted December 21, 2020 ....his tail [avref]. bull had never been a Ringer, but he'd been to the Rodeos all over Queensland, mainly for the flat beer, and he knew a bell would go off in a few seconds, so he dug his heels in and skidded along behind the now tiring bull. Somewhere out near Stanley's Nut ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) 23 hours ago, turboplanner said: ....his tail [avref]. bull had never been a Ringer, but he'd been to the Rodeos all over Queensland, mainly for the flat beer, and he knew a bell would go off in a few seconds, so he dug his heels in and skidded along behind the now tiring bull. Somewhere out near Stanley's Nut ........... ......., and there is no doubt, dear Reader, that Stanley is indeed an unusual name for a Brahman (and also that Stanley only had one), so bull needed to be careful (avref) that he ....... Edited December 22, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 .......stayed behind the horned end. He knew that the normal Ringer's action was to kick a bull in the nuts when he stopped, and he would roll over, feet in the air and could easilt be tied up with a rope because that's what a group of ringers told him in the Boroloola pub one night, but he wasn't certain what would happen with only half the effect. He hesitated just half a second too long and........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) ...... was stunned to experience 4 Gs (avref), as Stanley (also known to the rodeo crowds as OnePill)........ Edited December 22, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 22, 2020 Share Posted December 22, 2020 (edited) .......used his left hind stifle strength to pivot in a nanosecond like a Jabiro LSA55 responding to slight aileron input [avref]. Now the bull had the advantage on bull and bull realised he should have fixed his keyboard all those years ago because it was looking like no one would be present to tell of his End. Just then up rode Lucas Turbine on his Shetland pony Billy. At his signal. Billy lined up on Stanley's rear and gave him an almighty bite on his one remaining asset. Stanley lost interest ........................................... Lucas Turbine training Billy for Olympic Equestrian events Edited December 22, 2020 by turboplanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 23, 2020 Share Posted December 23, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, turboplanner said: Stanley lost interest .................. ......... as everyone, even Stanley out there in the FNQ mulga, knows what little arseh0les Shetland ponies and Turbine progeny can be when they are ......... Edited December 23, 2020 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) On 23/12/2020 at 11:37 AM, Captain said: ......... as everyone, even Stanley out there in the FNQ mulga, knows what little arseh0les Shetland ponies and Turbine progeny can be when they are ......... ...... hyped up on molasses for Sh!thead the Shetland, green cordial for little Lucas (Turbineref), the AUF version of Flying Australia (avref), a MAN magazine, some sherbet lemons and ....... Edited December 24, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 ........one of the local roughies, they rode together to ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ........one of the local roughies, they rode together to ....... .......... the tune of Led Zeppelin's ............... Edited December 24, 2020 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Captain said: .......... the tune of Led Zeppelin's ............... ..... (avref) & (fireref) ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 ....rendition of "A Horse with No Name", when they were riding out into the desert to try and find a crashed WW2 P-40 (avref) that was reported to be..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 24, 2020 Share Posted December 24, 2020 ......covered in sand and camel dung. OT chewed on a date. Cappy had seen him go down so reached down, picked one up and bit hard but it was camel dung....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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