The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

2 hours ago, bull said:

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.....and Bull was forgotten as the tension between the two exploded in a massive display of lust between Doubtfire and Mad max,,,,clothes where thrown in the air and the public scene that unfolded even shocked Bull,[which is never easy to do]and as the spectators watched the naked exercise develop into a full blown .......

..... "Welcome to Country", except in this case the Smoking Ceremony came from smoke that was  .....

 

 

THE DON'T MUCK AROUND WITH THE SMOKE GENERATOR FOR THEIR

CEREMONIES DOWN THERE.

Edited October 24, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....demonstration against Nuclear War................

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....demonstration against Nuclear War................

....... which commenced with a demo from "Volcanoe's Likes Matter" as a crowd warmup, and then a play involving 200 people gluing themselves to the paspalum in front of a pantomime involving "Adam the Atom", a cute character, accompanied by his bolshy mate "Nev the Neutron", who were  both based on .......

 

ADAM IS A BEAUT LITTLE BLOKE WITH A HAPPY TURBO-LIKE PERSONALITY

 

 

NEV'S A BIT OF A BOLSHY WHINGER

Edited October 24, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........just as they were enjoying this cute little spectacle, the cloud rolled in and they started chkong of the smoke which consisted of fried Tasmania. Bull looked at Doubtfire and said "..................................

[CT9000]

.......fight and a rush it's a Thruster a fair dinkum one too, not many original examples of these still around still flying, lets have a closer look then we'll have a party.......

[Captain]

The above 2 posts by CT and Turbo (who can be a bit of a CT at times too) are a fine example of how AUF flyboys can be true rebels in the finest Aussie tradition. And I agree with them both, that there is no compelling reason (other than literary convention .... which is a bit of a wank anyway) why threads need to be contiguous or consecutive.

Edited October 24, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

[Well said by Captain Contiguous himself - MOD16, "the snoozer"]

[turboplanner]

....and the two jumped into the Thruster or more correctly jumped on it, and in a minute the sound of a two stroke, like ball bearings rattling in a can cold be heard over the exhaust noise.

They looked back; the nuclear close was heading omiously for Victoria so they flew round the beach to Victor Harbout in South Australia, and were soon laying on the beach. However Chairman Dan's VSIO operative had seen the cloud and Dan, prepared for this day, no matter how unlikely simply cranked up the coal-fired power stations in the Latrobe Valley, threw the lever to reverse the direction on the grid and turned all the millions of wind farms in Victoria from being utterly useless into a producing a gale force easterly wind which caught the nuclear cloud and blew it to South Australia along with a billion tonnes of choking coal dust. Overnight all South Australians had turned African American (we can't say bXXXk), and .............

[Captain]

35 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Overnight all South Australians had turned African American (we can't say bXXXk), and .............

..... cotton had been planted all through the Adelaide Hills, new houses all had 2 story concrete columns out front, Mint Dulips were the drink of the day, Victoria's MS14 gangs were running the Adelaide Festival and the crime rate was .....

 

 

THE LATEST SUBDIVISION IN HAHNDORF,

AS DEVELOPED BY TURBINE RESIDENTIAL

BUILDERS INC, INCLUDES 2400 OF THESE.

 

Edited October 24, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

[Well said by Captain Contiguous himself - MOD16, "the snoozer"]

No wuckers Snoozy.

 

Kind regards from Captain Contigleous. (An official report has been given to Eeeeann and his Red Shirts with regard to your smart-arsed (Turboref) comment. As Pilate said "That is wotten behavior").

 

 https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5cfc1870-a65e-437c-9c16-2dfe166185bf 

Edited October 24, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

The lowest they had seen for 40 years,thats because all the crooks where too stoned to steal etc,[pot being legal and all] and the woman,,,,,my god you should have seen what that cloud and the radiation did to the women.This did nothing for Turdo,s sex addiction classes      ,,,[he had been ordered by the magistrate to attend for a month after it was found out that Mad max was infact turdo in drag and after the affair with Doubtfire and the publicity and negative image he had created for pricktoria,s finest] ,,,,,,So he and his classmates [Bull and Cappy] decided to...............

Edited October 25, 2021 by bull

[Captain]

30 minutes ago, bull said:

The lowest they had seen for 40 years,thats because all the crooks where too stoned to steal etc,[pot being legal and all] and the woman,,,,,my god you should have seen what that cloud and the radiation did to the women.This did nothing for Turdo,s sex addiction classes      ,,,[he had been ordered by the magistrate to attend for a month after it was found out that Mad max was infact turdo in drag and after the affair with Doubtfire and the publicity and negative image he had created for pricktoria,s finest] ,,,,,,So he and his classmates [Bull and Cappy] decided to...............

..... put everything into practice that they had leant in their SAC's, but only after they spent another year studying in more detail at Sex Addiction University (SAU), where bull and Turdy earnt their PhD's ...... while Cappy couldn't achieve that higher honor, as he just stuck to the basics, of ...........

Edited October 25, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

....playing pocket billiards on an hourly basis. This of course, earned him a Diploma from SAU, which Cappy displayed with great pleasure (pun intended) on the wall of his mancave, and where.....

[turboplanner]

......an SAU diploma earned him membership of The Greens, a Party he had long admired because of their ...............

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......an SAU diploma earned him membership of The Greens, a Party he had long admired because of their ...............

...... healthy attitude to publicly denigrating harassment & pilloring SAU graduates, while privately supporting it at most levels as long as the SAU grad had a PhD (which is the SA equivalent of an AUF Rec. License) and wore a ban-the-bomb badge, due to .......

 

TURBO BEING PILLORIED AT HIS 1ST GREENS MEETING, WEARING HIS "I LOVE ADAM" T-SHIRT AND WITH HIS BTB BADGE ABOVE HIS HEART, ALTHOUGH HIDDEN IN THIS PHOTO.

NOTE HIS POSITION AND THE FACT THAT HIS SHORTS ARE STILL ON.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Captain

[bull]

5 hours ago, Captain said:

...... healthy attitude to publicly denigrating harassment & pilloring SAU graduates, while privately supporting it at most levels as long as the SAU grad had a PhD (which is the SA equivalent of an AUF Rec. License) and wore a ban-the-bomb badge, due to .......

 

TURBO BEING PILLORIED AT HIS 1ST GREENS MEETING, WEARING HIS "I LOVE ADAM" T-SHIRT AND WITH HIS BTB BADGE ABOVE HIS HEART, ALTHOUGH HIDDEN IN THIS PHOTO.

NOTE HIS POSITION AND THE FACT THAT HIS SHORTS ARE STILL ON.

.declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........

[Captain]

59 minutes ago, bull said:

.declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........

..... pretty rugged even way back then, given that most of the Greens blokes look & act like lassies and the ladies look like & act like .....

 

THE BEST OF THE LASSIES AT THE MEETING

 

 

THE BEST OF THE BLOKES (NTTIAWWT) THAT WERE THERE.

 

 

SOME OF THE NUMEROUS OTHER GENDERS (NTTIAWWTBTW) WHO ATTENDED.

 

 

MEANWHILE CAPPY WAS A LONE VOICE, WHILE BULL AND TURDBOY

WERE GLUTONOUS IN APPLYING ALL THAT THEY HAD LEARNT AT SAU.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....your typical Wreckflying poster without the specially curled hair and DDC Headphones to......

 

[Captain]

22 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....your typical Wreckflying poster without the specially curled hair and DDC Headphones to......

 

..... ensure that ....

[turboplanner]

........he had an excuse when he posted thread drift after thread drift to get out of trouble, the most reliable excuse being "Sorry, I couldn't hear your last question" which was never challenged by the Mods, even Mod .................

[Captain]

..... erator 12, who has always been a bit of a dick, didn't really ....

[turboplanner]

.....object to this devious behaviour by certain sock puppets who sometimes pretended to argue with each other but in the end always turned on the chosen victim. It was while running a seach on one of the SPs that Turbo found a site that specialised in RA Flying just like it was in the AUF days where you helped each other find plastic chairs from lunch rooms to make seats, and the old steel tubing which in the 19th Century was used to contain electrical wiring and springy enough to use for undercarriages, and how to get the wheels off the wife's washing trolley.

 

On this site were plans for the Pegasus, an aircraft you could build in four hours powered by your Victa lawn mower engine.

 

There was no radio, but the designer reckoned you would be up and down before ATC knew you were there.

 

Turbo built one in an afternoon and over the next three weeks painted it in camo after reading all the posts from the WF Paint thread. 

 

As he pulled the starter cord and started to roll .................................

 

Edited October 26, 2021 by turboplanner

[Captain]

23 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo built one in an afternoon and over the next three weeks painted it in camo after reading all the posts from the WF Paint thread. 

 

As he pulled the starter cord and started to roll ..........

..... then realized that he was just sitting in his beige Camry, as he had done such a good job on the camo painting that he could not find the aircraft again.

 

Applying his usual true Turbo deductive reasoning brilliance, he decided to walk around in every increasing circles until he bumped into it and as a result it took ......

 

 

Congratulations to Turbs for sleeping in so long this morning as he and the Jedi often post messages about 4.30 am during the get-up for the early morning P.

 

 

THE PEGASUS IS THERE ...................................................................................... SOMEWHERE.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Captain

[Captain]

One of Turbo's early attempts at camo painting,

where he painted bull up to look like a female corporal.

The attention to the detail of light & shade by Turbo is magnificent.

Edited October 26, 2021 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....some time to straighten out the corflute wings, where Turbo had walked into them. However, with Turbo being a very resourceful gent in his youth, and always carrying a roll of Gorilla tape in his back pocket, he soon had the wings resembling their normal shape. It was fortunate the Gorilla tape also came in camo colour, so that helped greatly in ensuring the Pegasus stayed hard-to-find.

 

After finding the cockpit again, and yanking on the starter rope once more, the Victa screamed into life, producing voluminous clouds of blue smoke (along with huge amounts of noise, way out of all proportion to its actual size), this severely negated the major camo effort, which disappointed Turbo, as he now realised that he could be tracked - not only by the billowing blue smoke cloud - but by the noise level as well.

 

However, as he promptly shut the noisemaker down, Turbo developed a cunning plan. He would only start up the Pegasus on Sunday mornings, so the Victa noise and smoke from the Pegasus would be hidden amongst the noise and smoke from the 40,000 other Victa mowers that crank up every Sunday morning - whereby he would be able to get airborne without anyone noticing a thing!

 

He was very pleased with this plan, and at 08:30hrs sharp next Sunday morning, there was Turbo, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to rip the Victa into life. He waited until the cacophony and smoke of 20,000 other Victas started becoming dominant in the air, and then he.......