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The legless deer reminded me!!

 

What do you call a man with no arms no legs in a swinning pool?

 

Bob

 

What do you call a man with no arms no legs in leaves?

 

Russel.

 

What do you call a man Stuck under a car?

 

Jack.

 

What do you call a man with no arms no legs on your door step?

 

Matt.

 

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

 

Doug.

 

What do you call a man without a shovel in his head?

 

Dougless.

 

 

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What does a girl with one leg shorter than the other call her self?Ileen.

What do you call her brother?

 

Raylene 025_blush.gif.9304aaf8465a2b6ab5171f41c5565775.gif

 

And her mother?

 

Marlene ;)

 

And her sister with normal legs?

 

Nolene 011_clap.gif.c796ec930025ef6b94efb6b089d30b16.gif

 

:thumb_up: :thumb_up: :thumb_up:

 

 

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PS - I have a 12 inch penis but I don't use it as a rule.PPS - Has this section sunk this low?

Gees your lucky, I only have 4 inches but is a wonderfull width.

 

PS-Yes this section has sunk this low lol

 

 

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That reminds me about the two pilots from Ryanair, coming back to the companys base in Dublin, the captain makes the comment about the strip....

 

"Bejabbers, Sydney, thats the shortest runway oive ever seen!"

 

To which the FO replies, "to be sure, Captain, but its the widest oive ever seen as well"..

 

Ben

 

(trying very badly to get the thread out of the gutter... lol!!)

 

 

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