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Guest High Plains Drifter

An American view on the current 'problems'

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will

 

have $49.00 today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00

 

today.

 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will

 

have $0.00 today.

 

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the

 

beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have

 

received $214.00..

 

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily &

 

recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

 

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

 

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a

 

year.

 

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

 

Makes you proud to be an American!

 

 

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Guest TOSGcentral

"Lighten up"? Damn I cannot even use a smiley in the joke columns and get away with it now!

 

Is it not wonderful how what is written can be so totally misconstrued?

 

 

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