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Boarding planes in Israel

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TEL AVIV, Israel - The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. 
It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you 
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone with none of this crap about racial profiling.  It will also eliminate the costs of long and
expensive trials. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a 
muffled explosion.  Shortly thereafter, an announcement:  "Attention to all standby
passengers, El Al is pleased to announce a seat available on flight 670 to London.  Shalom!"

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