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Don't mess with the Aussies.


Chucky

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A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Australian soldier is better than ten Taliban."

 

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

 

The voice then calls out, "One Australian is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers." furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.

 

The Australian voice calls out, "One Australian is better than one thousand Taliban". The enraged Taliban commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.

 

Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's two of them!"

 

 

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