Morphis ESP Motion Simulator

[Wilfred]

Morphis ESP Motion Simulator: $300K and You're There

 

Now you and your seven closest friends can tuck yourselves into the Morphis motion simulator, giving you an aviation-quality sim experience that's sure to elicit a variety of responses from ecstasy to nausea. It's equpped with a high-rez 3D visual system and ass-kickin' audio to give you that thrill ride eperience in your own home.

 

This is the same company that's been making thrill rides and flight simulators since 1998, and now they're offering it for common folk such as you and me. We were all set to order one for our home office until, uh-oh, we saw the $300K price tag. – Charlie White