1. She knows I would enjoy that more than her.
2. I don't drink it , therefore don't make it.
3. She will definitely know I want something.
4. That's just a little creepy!
5. I always say nice things.
6. It's called a dishwasher.
7. I don't want to make her crook.
I might try "Chainsaw said so". She might think you're a bikie/ex-con or something.
Thanks for the advice anyway.
I'll let you know how I go...